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Green Onions don’t matter. CLV does. Husker alum. Who would make wrinkly pants in this day and age?

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Hey Real Estate professionals, Boss Bunny has a business proposal!

#girlscoutcookies #GirlScouts #Minneapolis #StPaul #RealEstate #realestateagent #zillow #airbnb

DM for delivery to the MSP metro.

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@b_winning @statsjeff @SharpFootball And the shoes match. It’s killer.

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I just donated to @KhanAcademy. Join me in supporting a free, world-class education for anyone, anywhere! https://t.co/3Ekmu6JHaK https://t.co/bC4fCPfYN7

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@kenanthompson, how’s the Steve Harvey / Gronk Spike @nbcsnl sketch coming? Don’t leave me hanging.

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@WillBrinson - why didn’t I hear any steam about Greg Roman as a HC candidate on the pod today?

Also, I’d like a “top 5” list of coaches who have NOT won a Super Bowl. I’m using quotes because you guys are all putting Andy Reid at 1, which is boring, so I want 2-6.

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Oh. Wow. This is great.

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Everybody's kids obsessed with Hot Rod? No? Just ours? @thelonelyisland

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Not all the ideas have to be completely original. Relax.
#elfonashelf

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@Justin_Willman Season 2 of @MagicForHumans on @netflix. It’s a Christmas miracle. #poptheaudience

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This kid brought it today. Now time to celebrate with carbs at @IHOP #blackbelt

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@nuclearkatie Request permission for two handed operation.

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@kateejamieson 40 minutes each way if the weather isn’t awful

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Bobbing for skittles #elfonashelf

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Elf Yoga #elfonashelf

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I’m starring in “Windwhapper LaBouf”, a fantasy series about an investigative journalist named Elliot LaBouf in search of the elusive spirit of the Windwhapper. Only on @TheCW

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Tonight’s dinner convo (since Alexa couldn’t figure out how to do a Mad Lib):

Pick 2 letters for the person on your right. That person will use those two letters to name the TV show the person on their right will star in and pitch the show.
#conversationtopics

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12 yo is starring in “Zaney Heiress” which is pretty much what it sounds like. It’s been done a thousand times, but you can’t turn it off. That’s the actual tag line. Thank, @nbc

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8yo is starring in “Fiery Guts”. It’s basically fear factor crossed with therapy where people deal with their anxiety under the direction of a therapist. @CBS this fall.

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Wife is staring “Twirls and Nibbles” which is basically @DancingABC combined with Top Chef. Better dancing gets you an advantage in the cooking round. Sundays this fall on @ABCNetwork

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@NickSwardson Breakfast sandwich
@redbull
The biggest bottle of water they have

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@RickNox I empathize. I am second in the league in points, but in 12th place out of 14 teams because I have 4 losses by a total of 7.75 points.