🌼helen🌼

fuck jcpenney’s #BLM

[Camille Corbett @TheWittyGirl]

As a 5’8 woman, a lot of men have insisted that I’m actually 5’10.

[🌼helen🌼 @HbBlansit]

Who wakes up before thanksgiving and decides to do a 5k.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Been going to bed at like 9:30 lately

[jaik olson @puppyteeth]

let me slip into something a little more comfortable 😏

[🌼helen🌼 @HbBlansit]

Over the weekend I got shit from a boy for my career saying I’m gross. I almost wanna laugh bc I know my reasons for pursuing it and knowing the fact that he could never. Peace and love to you all❤️ #mortuarystrong

[🌼helen🌼 @HbBlansit]

Just wiped my ass with a Dominos napkin I love college.

[cal? @cal_gif]

found a good bumper sticker

[🌼helen🌼 @HbBlansit]

Only took going to mortuary school. Looks like I got one.🖤

[🌼helen🌼 @HbBlansit]

need me a fairy goth mother.

[🌼helen🌼 @HbBlansit]

I’ll never forget the time my grandma had to turn the lights on to see what I was showing her on my phone lmao.

[🌼helen🌼 @HbBlansit]

Trader Joe’s could literally sell me a tub of lard and I’d still think it’s heathy bc THEYRE selling it.

[🌼helen🌼 @HbBlansit]

If you see me swerving mind your own business I’m trying to figure out how to use my rear windshield wiper.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

You got tricked by Borat last week

[Carly Jo @carlyduke24]

I low key kinda like masks?? Like keep your germs away from me ✨always✨

[🌼helen🌼 @HbBlansit]

I might be ugly but at least I’m not in coldwater rn.

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

happy mother’s day to kitty forman, mother of 7