The AyaTROLLah

I cut metal, bend metal, sometimes weld metal.

[The AyaTROLLah @HdotGTX]

I'm Mexican I don't get tan I get another shade of racism.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Mitch McConnell hearing the Senate might pass a bill to feed hungry children.

[The AyaTROLLah @HdotGTX]

🤔🤔🤔

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Do you think people have vandalized the pool?

Burchett: I think they probably are. I’ve seen people walking in the pool. That’s wrong.

[The AyaTROLLah @HdotGTX]

At this rate the whole of DC gonna be covered by a tarp.

[CHARLIE COTTON @hicharliecotton]

Fencing going up around Reflecting Pool

[The AyaTROLLah @HdotGTX]

It sure was vandals. Orange vandals.

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

🚨 BREAKING: Close Trump advisors have been informing him the likeliest cause of any “rip” in the Reflecting Pool surface came from him insisting the full motorcade drive on the fresh surface to “inspect” it before it was refilled, which he immediately denies to blame liberals.

[The AyaTROLLah @HdotGTX]

🤣🤣🤣

[Ford News @FordJohnathan5]

BREAKINGNEWS Trump lied by claiming the vandalism was done by a knife and the contractors aren't at fault. Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool has 24 hour live feed. There is no evidence of any such claim. Trump should be held accountable for lying. 🚨

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Q: In April you showed the Reflecting Pool plans and said you had a guy who was going to do it in 1 week for $1 million dollars. It's been 2 months and $16.5 million.

Trump: Okay, ready? Barack Hussein Obama, have you ever heard of him?

[The AyaTROLLah @HdotGTX]

Damn vandals!

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

This is getting incredibly pathetic. Trump now says he may have to drain the Reflecting Pool after his botched “renovations” quickly left it infested with algae. Instead of taking responsibility, he’s blaming vandalism—not his own shoddy work or the science experts warned about from the start.

[The AyaTROLLah @HdotGTX]

👀👀👀

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

The $1.7 million no-bid contract to clean the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool went to a company ultimately owned by Trump donor John J. Cafaro, who previously pleaded guilty in separate federal cases involving bribery and campaign finance violations. The company's name? Greenwater Services.

[The AyaTROLLah @HdotGTX]

🤣🤣🤣

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Imagine Trump ever being invited to join a photo like this — not in a million years.

Four presidents. Zero drama. Just smiles, respect, and a shared love of country. 🇺🇸

[The AyaTROLLah @HdotGTX]

Naw man that’s leftover blue green Biden algae.

[Acyn @Acyn]

CNN: CNN independently took the sample of water and consulted with the pool store that regularly tests water to help read the results. It showed phosphate levels far higher than what is recommended to keep algae at bay, based on estimates for a pool that holds 6.5 million gallons of water.

“If there's already some phosphate fertilizer in the water, that's really opportunistic, especially for the blue green algae that can fix nitrogen. So they are having a field day out here.”

[The AyaTROLLah @HdotGTX]

Morons… y’all elected morons…

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Ha ha ha ha the hydrogen peroxide only affected the edges I’m dying I’m dying 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂

[The AyaTROLLah @HdotGTX]

1.7 billion > 300 billion for those keeping score at home.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "You know what the Iranians did? They laughed at Obama and they said he's a stupid son of a bitch."

[The AyaTROLLah @HdotGTX]

Trump apparently likes to have names covered up on buildings… and files… Epstein files. 🤣

[Rep. Mike Levin @RepMikeLevin]

Let’s talk about the Kennedy Center.

We just had a huge win: Trump’s name was finally removed.

You’d think that would be the end of it. But now they’re hiding the sign that says “The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts” behind a tarp, with no plans to take it down.

Rather than simply let the Kennedy Center be the Kennedy Center, they’re literally covering up its name.

How vain can one man be? It’s petty. It’s absurd. And frankly, it’s embarrassing.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Since Trump is refusing to remove the curtain and reveal that his name has been stripped form the Kennedy Center.

[The AyaTROLLah @HdotGTX]

Art of the deal

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Obama: $1.7B to Iran: bad deal
trump: $300B to Iran: awesome deal

The above is only true if you're Iran or MAGA

[The AyaTROLLah @HdotGTX]

Slum lord gonna slum lord.

[Michael Schaffer @michaelschaffer]

This looks pretty permanent. Built around the doors.

[The AyaTROLLah @HdotGTX]

Totally reflecting current Washington: SWAMP

[Anarc-y princess @SatireAP]

This is from a MAGA livestream today.
The Reflecting Pool is VERY green and VERY disgusting 🤮🤮
Even on the worst days, I never saw it look this bad before.

[The AyaTROLLah @HdotGTX]

It’s been past due for some old fashioned, Old Testament smiting 🤣

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

🚨 There is a REAL risk of rain and thunderstorms during the UFC White House event tomorrow night 😬

Per the National Weather Service: "Mostly cloudy. A chance of showers and thunderstorms, mainly before 11pm. Chance of rain = 40%."

Per AccuWeather: "A thunderstorm in the evening; clouds breaking, humid; storms can bring flooding downpours and localized damaging wind gusts. Probability of Precipitation = 70%, Probability of Thunderstorms = 42%."

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

A little preview of Independence Day.

[The AyaTROLLah @HdotGTX]

The name of the game is cover up even in the literal sense.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Trump’s name went up on the Kennedy Center in broad daylight.

Removing it? Full scaffolding plus a giant curtain to hide the humiliation from the public.

Nothing screams “strong leader” like draping theater curtains over your own petty rejection. Fragile ego on full display. 😂