Cᴏʟʟɪɴ 'Tᴇʀʀᴀɴ Tʜᴏᴛ' Sᴛᴀʀᴋ

A ᴍᴀɴ ᴏғ ꜱᴜᴄᴄᴇꜱꜱ, ᴏʀ ᴀ ᴍᴀɴ ᴏғ ᴠᴀʟᴜᴇ? I ɢᴜᴇꜱꜱ I'ᴍ ꜱᴛɪʟʟ ғɪɢᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʟʟ I'ᴍ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ ʙᴏʀᴇᴅ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ɪᴛ.

[Cᴏʟʟɪɴ 'Tᴇʀʀᴀɴ Tʜᴏᴛ' Sᴛᴀʀᴋ @HeOfIron]

"Oн God, ιт ғeelѕ lιĸe ғorever, Bυт ɴo oɴe ever тellѕ yoυ тнαт ғorever ғeelѕ lιĸe нoмe, Sιттιɴɢ αll αloɴe ιɴѕιde yoυr нeαd."

-OC son of Tony Stark.
-Party boy aficionado.
-Genius IQ.
-Also the biggest shit in the world.
-Crack/Banter/SLs Welcomed

[Cᴏʟʟɪɴ 'Tᴇʀʀᴀɴ Tʜᴏᴛ' Sᴛᴀʀᴋ @HeOfIron]

I don't know, James. Have we?

[Cᴏʟʟɪɴ 'Tᴇʀʀᴀɴ Tʜᴏᴛ' Sᴛᴀʀᴋ @HeOfIron]

That's his every day life.

[Cᴏʟʟɪɴ 'Tᴇʀʀᴀɴ Tʜᴏᴛ' Sᴛᴀʀᴋ @HeOfIron]

Sad, depressing, a little frightening?

[Cᴏʟʟɪɴ 'Tᴇʀʀᴀɴ Tʜᴏᴛ' Sᴛᴀʀᴋ @HeOfIron]

No one knows that answer, James. Not even Collin.

[Cᴏʟʟɪɴ 'Tᴇʀʀᴀɴ Tʜᴏᴛ' Sᴛᴀʀᴋ @HeOfIron]

Don't.. just don't guess.

Let's preserve your purity.

[Cᴏʟʟɪɴ 'Tᴇʀʀᴀɴ Tʜᴏᴛ' Sᴛᴀʀᴋ @HeOfIron]

He would knight @InherentAbiIity as an honorary Stark. But he doesn't have a sword...

....and Collin doesn't think James would appreciate the only thing he has to knight him with...

[Cᴏʟʟɪɴ 'Tᴇʀʀᴀɴ Tʜᴏᴛ' Sᴛᴀʀᴋ @HeOfIron]

Excuse him for a moment.

Screams into a pillow.

[Cᴏʟʟɪɴ 'Tᴇʀʀᴀɴ Tʜᴏᴛ' Sᴛᴀʀᴋ @HeOfIron]

@LetalisOscula @HisCosmicLegacy || Collin is simply doing his part to integrate her comfortably (only mild flirting shhh)

[Cᴏʟʟɪɴ 'Tᴇʀʀᴀɴ Tʜᴏᴛ' Sᴛᴀʀᴋ @HeOfIron]

Oh, that he definitely is. He's a shining example of his species.

He'll send her a pizza and a pair of nice boots later.

[𝙐𝙉𝘼-𝙍𝙊𝙂𝙂 @LetalisOscula]

As if she could have ever possibly loved that strange little chunk of plastic and metal any more than she already had.

What a show off.

[Cᴏʟʟɪɴ 'Tᴇʀʀᴀɴ Tʜᴏᴛ' Sᴛᴀʀᴋ @HeOfIron]

He's brought an SD card for @LetalisOscula's music device.

Bringing her some girl fronted bands like Paramore, The Pretty Reckless, In This Moment, and The Runaways.

[Sᴀᴍᴍʏ Bᴀʀɴᴇs @HeOfWinter]

"Cᴏᴍᴇ ᴄʟᴏsᴇʀ, ᴅᴇᴇᴘᴇʀ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴇᴀ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴇ sᴏɴɢ.

Wᴇʟʟ, Oᴅʏssᴇᴜs, ᴍʏ ᴅᴇᴀʀ, ɴᴏᴡ ɪᴛ ᴡᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ ʟᴏɴɢ..."

[Cᴏʟʟɪɴ 'Tᴇʀʀᴀɴ Tʜᴏᴛ' Sᴛᴀʀᴋ @HeOfIron]

She had him at booze.

[𝐋𝐭. 𝐅𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡-𝐋𝐞 @PlaguedWarrior]

Sounds like it.

Space booze is the shit though.

[Cᴏʟʟɪɴ 'Tᴇʀʀᴀɴ Tʜᴏᴛ' Sᴛᴀʀᴋ @HeOfIron]

Absolutely. Makes us feel like we were thrown from a window.

It's lovely.

[𝙐𝙉𝘼-𝙍𝙊𝙂𝙂 @LetalisOscula]

Ahhhh. Terran nonsense, then.

Understood.

[Cᴏʟʟɪɴ 'Tᴇʀʀᴀɴ Tʜᴏᴛ' Sᴛᴀʀᴋ @HeOfIron]

He's a lived, second generation scientific study?

[𝐋𝐭. 𝐅𝐚𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡-𝐋𝐞 @PlaguedWarrior]

I mean, you have a point there.

[Cᴏʟʟɪɴ 'Tᴇʀʀᴀɴ Tʜᴏᴛ' Sᴛᴀʀᴋ @HeOfIron]

According to alcoholism, anytime is beer time.

[Cᴏʟʟɪɴ 'Tᴇʀʀᴀɴ Tʜᴏᴛ' Sᴛᴀʀᴋ @HeOfIron]

Hungover. It's a side affect of intoxication.

[𝙐𝙉𝘼-𝙍𝙊𝙂𝙂 @LetalisOscula]

Where is he hanging? She could fetch him.

[Cᴏʟʟɪɴ 'Tᴇʀʀᴀɴ Tʜᴏᴛ' Sᴛᴀʀᴋ @HeOfIron]

He's hungover. Nevermind him.

[Cᴏʟʟɪɴ 'Tᴇʀʀᴀɴ Tʜᴏᴛ' Sᴛᴀʀᴋ @HeOfIron]

He's tired.

[Cᴏʟʟɪɴ 'Tᴇʀʀᴀɴ Tʜᴏᴛ' Sᴛᴀʀᴋ @HeOfIron]

Lame jokes aren't punish worthy.

He can relax.