Jared McCourt

whip-like flagellum

[Jared McCourt @HeWentToJared9]

@Variety I have read this 5 times and am still completely and utterly baffled

[Jared McCourt @HeWentToJared9]

@TaeBlaq @NoaDalzell Bruh how else would you phrase this

[Jared McCourt @HeWentToJared9]

@FCHWPO Plz stay w the Cs we love you

[Jared McCourt @HeWentToJared9]

anyone who signs into docusign via biometrics deserves whatever comes next.

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

I’m again imploring you to give 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple a shot if you haven’t see it yet. This bad boy is available on streaming so you can watch from home & it’s an utterly excellent slice of Cinema. Don’t tell me movies don’t hit the same- this film definitely does.

[Jared McCourt @HeWentToJared9]

@MindOfBron stupid ah

[Jared McCourt @HeWentToJared9]

@StoolGreenie MAN O WAR

[Jared McCourt @HeWentToJared9]

@DrKaylaGarrett finally the mog take on lil punch 🙄

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

I'm literally crying. Things can always change for the better

[King Targaryen 🐉 @KingTargaryenn]

Episodio 1: “No está mal”

Episodio 2: “Me está gustado”

Episodio 3: “Dios mío pero que buen final. Me está encantado”

Episodio 4: “Esto es una locura. Parecía una comedia pero esto ahora es como ver Game of Thrones en su peak”

Episodio 5: “Es la mejor serie del año” #AKOTSK

[Rio @RioStaysTrue]

Bro 😭😭😭

[Jared McCourt @HeWentToJared9]

@ComplexPop

[Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie]

Welcome to hell

[Jared McCourt @HeWentToJared9]

@THR vaguely threatening

[Jared McCourt @HeWentToJared9]

how can there be a foot in mouth disease like girl just take it out !

[Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie]

This was insane

[Jared McCourt @HeWentToJared9]

remember when youd like accidentally call your 2nd grade teacher mom and fr some reason feel like you had to kill yourself

[Jared McCourt @HeWentToJared9]

@shaniquagrich @jackassworld @steveo I can connect you to this show if you want to chat!

[Jared McCourt @HeWentToJared9]

@shaniquagrich @jackassworld @steveo Follow/DM me for a special ticket opp!

[Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie]

What I learned this preseason

- Derrick White remains perfect
- Payton is ready to start
- Hugo is a hit
- Minott won the backup wing battle
- Rebounding will be a disaster
- Jaylen's 3 looks back
- Baylor isn't ready
- Simons' best role might be off ball
- Tillman is moving way better
- Boucher should probably start at the 4
- This team will be fun as shit, regardless of W/L