Heather 🌙

2 ft 38 inches of sarcasm.

[Heather 🌙 @Heaatherrr]

If you need to talk, the @samaritans are there.

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You are worth fighting for. ❤️

[Brighton & Hove Albion Women @BHAFCWomen]

Kiko does not miss! 🔥

[Heather 🌙 @Heaatherrr]

I have 3 important thoughts about Revels (the chocolate treats)

1) why were we brainwashed into thinking coffee was the worst? Orange is CLEARLY the worst

2) why don't they do small packets anymore? I can't find them anywhere

3) I get the allergen risk but BRING BACK PEANUTS

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

Absolutely gutted. RIP.

https://t.co/Qc9nGDq80t

[Heather 🌙 @Heaatherrr]

@Bexting I don't see an issue here?

[Heather 🌙 @Heaatherrr]

@DisneyPlus WHY IS MONSTERS INC NO LONGER AVAILABLE ON JUNIOR PROFILES BUT IS ON THE ADULT PROFILE I BEG YOU TO FIX THIS

[Leanne Happy @Leelabelle]

Daniel Sloss, a woman’s ally. #Dispatches

[Heather 🌙 @Heaatherrr]

I just know everyone working for @LNER cannot WAIT for today to be over.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

jesus…

[Heather 🌙 @Heaatherrr]

@Lucie_Hannah Anything I can do remotely, please let me know!

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Russia attacked the Ukrainian city of Ternopil as the country's Eurovision act - who hail from the city - were about to perform, reports say https://t.co/sLzhbDZHiI

[Heather 🌙 @Heaatherrr]

What an interesting talk show by @crimeexpertise tonight. The things this man and his colleagues must have seen during their time on the force is horrific.

[Heather 🌙 @Heaatherrr]

If men have one thing, it's the absolute audacity. Leave women alone.

[Heather 🌙 @Heaatherrr]

@neilweightman @MetroUK Commenting on it only tells the algorithm you've interacted and therefore, you'll get more posts... Enjoy x

[Heather 🌙 @Heaatherrr]

Who the fuck wrote this? Do the BBC need someone new to write their tweets? Are you ok @BBCNews?

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

UK government confirms new football regulator that will block English clibs joinkng breakaway leagues https://t.co/UGVHqO7sXI

[Heather 🌙 @Heaatherrr]

@Nataliealana87 @LNER I'd book mine elsewhere on Trainline or something but I have LNER vouchers so can't 😂 convenient

[Heather 🌙 @Heaatherrr]

@Nataliealana87 @LNER Same! I am booking in June and got the email today.

[Heather 🌙 @Heaatherrr]

you me at six never miss, do they?

[Heather 🌙 @Heaatherrr]

She fucking did it ladssss 😭❤️‍🔥my heart, turning 31 will never look so sweet.

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

of course because why would it be the man’s fault for committing murder

[Heather 🌙 @Heaatherrr]

I'm feeling so many feelings lately and I can feel my inner core rumbling, preparing for an explosion. Still cute tho xoxo