Trader Sam

I am the head salesman of the jungle with my partner Squirt. Sales have been down. I will trade you 2 of my heads for 1 of yours. Follow me on the Instagram...

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@InsideTheMagic Easy fix

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@bioreconstruct It’s an easy fix

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@InsideTheMagic Hi, what is the event that sold out?

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@gator4life0601 @WDWNT Just like everyone was complaining about ROTR lol

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@taianhlan @robbybottoms We want to know

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@InsideTheMagic Why is this tweet worthy?

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@MsMainStFortune you looked amazing today! I decided to take a walk after all@the work in the jungle.

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The head is out of the bag! July 16th is when you can visit me in the World Famous Jungle Cruise at the @Disneyland resort! Thank you @DisneyParks blog. https://t.co/sAao7pixeQ

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Welcome back. We are happy to have you.

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Secrets Out!

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I know everyone has been worries about me but I am still here… they only took out my ugly brother on the East Coast.

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@MsMainStFortune You are telling me! All@I have to talk to out here is Squirt.

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New things happening in The Jungle!

https://t.co/nIAxx89w2f

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Oh stopppppppp. Just kidding. We miss all@the humans!

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@TinkerbellDL @EyeOfMara @MsMainStFortune Happy New Year from the rumble in the jungle.

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Happy Halloween... any longer, these guys may move in...

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I hear chanting. Can someone tell me what’s going on? Be careful the guys might get angered by all the celebrating.

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@MikePenceFly___ @keithedwards You never reveal...

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It’s a jungle out there!

[Hatbox Ghost @TheHatboxGhost]

@HeadTraderSam @MsMainStFortune @ConstanceHatcha Sam, aging is a dead subject with me, as I'm sure it is with you. We know how to keep our heads together.

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That look when you didn’t realize you ordered a $40 pizza because you didn’t read the menu and the other fees.