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@geischert "A job at Black Mesa? Barney, Black Mesa hasn't been functional for years.
At least, not the universe I come from."
He's deep in thought. Give him a moment.
"Hm. Perhaps you've been caught in the middle of our universes. Which explain why you feel so strange about the job --
@aIwayshungryy [Please don't. He has too much to love for. Like helping to save the human race-.
He swings open two doors and leads Benrey in, pulling out an ordinary folding chair - probably comically small for Benrey's sake, but it's all he has on such short notice - and setting it across --
"Rrrright." He's honestly not sure how to peg the other right now.
"I suppose being a... zombie? would be quite the scientific achievement. I'm not so sure many people would be all too comfortable with that, but... More power to you, I suppose!"
“I got used to it, and now I’m a pioneer! Scientific advancements for the sake of entertainment, a bold endeavor in my opinion!”
In reality, these two had a lot in common when it came to mannerisms and interests, but Splotch was much more wacky and... well...
A demon
@nihilanthian "Uh... Right, yes. But... Originally. Before Black Mesa, I mean. I was born and raised in Massachusetts, but moved here once Black Mesa offered me a job." Now the other gets it... Right?
Or is he going to continue playing dumb. Kleiner is guessing the latter.
"Quite a few of these people look like Barney, but, and I've met a good amount of them, they are not. No matter how much they may look like him. Just... listen to the voice."