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I tweet sometimes but not very often

[mad @JB5ri]

Messi if he ever knew he's gonna face him in the world cup final after 19 years

[Africa Killed Me. @thatsamybad]

Harry Kane when it matters:
No G/A v Iceland (Euro 2016)
Messes up tap in vs Croatia (World Cup 2018)
Zero shots vs Italy (Euro 2020)
Missed penalty v France (WC 2022)
Zero shots vs Spain (Euro 2024)
Zero shots vs Argentina (WC 2026(

[Yakob @yakobper90]

We send our regards pussy. @TTuchelofficial

[Bd@irB@ll @Bd_irB_ll]

Dying embers of the World Cup semifinal and it's coming down to Ezri Konsa crosses cause you left the most creative RB to ever play the sport at home. Life is beautifully poetic sometimes

[＊ @jaraaxz]

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[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

That Konsa for Gordon substitution is without a doubt the worst substitution I’ve ever seen in my entire life

[Header @HeaderTV_]

Harry Kane on the biggest stage will always be a BITCH

[Header @HeaderTV_]

@umirf1 Tuchel has bottled it with Southgate esque pussy subs

[Header @HeaderTV_]

Taking your left winger off for another centre back with half an hour left #southgate

[Anfield Sector @AnfieldSector]

Interesting game plan from England once they went 1-0 up.

[Header @HeaderTV_]

@LBLFC_ Corner

[Header @HeaderTV_]

@LBLFC_ He’s hugging the opposite post 🤣 comes from a corner where he did a gamer save for no reason fucking idiot

[𐬽 @imwaytooalive]

look at dis nigga bra, he's so tuff

[Fun With Flares @Funwithflares]

Watching football with people who don't usually watch football is an infuriating experience.

[Header @HeaderTV_]

@SalahUpdates Come on man that’s the clearest dive you will ever see he tried to cheat and deserves a second yellow for it

[Header @HeaderTV_]

@NikoOmilana Great decision. Clearest dive I’ve ever seen

[Euan @skipperjenkins_]

naturally there will be someone better than him in the next 30 years and I can’t wait to be an old head and not accept it whatsoever

[Header @HeaderTV_]

Back in my day this was called tapping up

[James. @afcjxmes]

Agreeing personal terms with a player first is such an effective way of forcing clubs to lower the price. We’ve done it very well this window.

[Header @HeaderTV_]

AND THEN THIS FUCKING GUY KNOCKS ON THE DOOR PUTS HIS HAND THROUGH THE GAP AND ASKS FOR TOILET PAPER. I MANIFESTED THAT SHIT. The world is a science experiment and I am the GUINEA PIG. I just want a normal life

[Header @HeaderTV_]

I was minding my business sitting on the toilet. Someone runs in loudly to the next cubicle and starts taking a shit. I randomly get flashbacks to a reel or TikTok or something where some guy asks for toilet paper and puts shit on the others hand and I start laughing about it.

[Header @HeaderTV_]

Went to London for the first time ever yesterday and obviously rode the tube. Never seen any tweets about it before but of course I get it now. I should be used to it by this point.

[Header @HeaderTV_]

This moron saw the 2022 final in person but only became a fan now

[Logan Paul @LoganPaul]

I’ve never been a Soccer fan but WOW I’ve watched most of the tournament and this World Cup has amazed me. Here are some things I’ve realized about the sport:

1.) Soccer is wildly physical. These players push, shove, and beat the shit out of each other & a lot of it goes unnoticed by the refs. You gotta be extremely durable to thrive on the pitch

2.) So much theater. These guys sell being “hurt” better than some of my peers in the WWE

3.) Penalty kicks are fkn insane. PK’s gotta be the most exciting/fucked thing in all of sports. Imagine being a goal keeper?? Soccer goes from team sport to individual sport QUICKLY, probably a mental nightmare for the athletes who lose on behalf of an entire country from a tiny mistake

4.) The referees can completely screw the game, the players, and entire nations with one call. That sucks

5.) This event may be the closest thing to world unity. All eyes on these athletes on the biggest stage in the world. Superstars are made. Careers forever changed

New fan 🙋🏼‍♂️