HealthyVagoo

keep your vagoo healthy, do not put stuff in it that shouldn't belong there.

New tweet every day.

Created by @memorie_holiday for entertainment purposes

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Do NOT put #Pringles in your vagina!

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@lordbitememan 2/ A lot of people who hate Jeff will follow me, so I try to double check people's tweets when they follow. This is an example of why I check & why this particular person was blocked.

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Fun fact; you can be blocked by people without ever directly interacting with them.

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@lordbitememan Nobody. I just had someone bitching about me blocking them even though they never @ mentioned me. They claimed I used a block bot but I don't. 1/

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@Ms___Anonymous But... how about no? Can I have a little no?

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Gah - a little more than 2 hours & I should be able to tweet again.

Fuckin' hell

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@realfrostylady Credit Unions are the best.

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@BlueHairedDodo I don't think that would be very smart on their part

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

if the snark tank people (chris sween derrick) and i did an amongst us stream who else would you like to see join?

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@thomwga @realfrostylady Yeah that shit was frustrating AF.

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@discordspies @AntifaComplains Thanks for the reminder. I had forgotten to block Ian on this account

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@AntifaComplains THERE THEY ARE! I've been looking everywhere for my goggles. 🤣

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@realfrostylady This is true. Gotta rescue the shoelaces...

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@realfrostylady Is it a good shoelace if it's on the boot of a fascist though?

These are the questions one thinks about over coffee 🤣

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@kristiwaite @realfrostylady Damn, well there goes my idea of a Twin Peaks weekend.

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@realfrostylady Andy isn't the smartest grifter, only stands to reason his fans would be just as shit tier.

(This is Mems BTW. Got Twitter timeout on my main for telling a bootlicker to choke on a shoelace)

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@_budbabe_ @memorie_holiday They really don't like it. Which makes it EXTRA funny

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My main account @memorie_holiday got in trouble for calling some MAGA dummies "boot lickers". So I promise I'm not ignoring you, I'm just not allowed to like, RT, reply or send images via DM until tomorrow.

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@chrisiousity Only 6 hours and I can come out and play again hahaha

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@ShawnTheAtheist I had to delete both tweets

[AP Race Calls @AP_RaceCalls]

Two conservative activists, Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, have been charged with multiple felonies in Michigan for a series of false robocalls that aimed to dissuade residents in Detroit and other cities from voting by mail. https://t.co/2tfXST36YJ