HeardAtMTA

We hear a few things in our travels, Funny, Motivational and down right rude.

[HeardAtMTA @HeardAtMTA]

"But don't worry about me. I'm a smart drunk" #IsThatAThing ?? #HGL

[HeardAtMTA @HeardAtMTA]

"I ate a chip of an ESS' arm" #Yum? #HuntonGetsLucky #HGL

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"Can I suck your boob??" #Harper #ButCanI?

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"Don't be trying to look through all my pictures because I took nudes tonight" #BigBen #Nudes

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"I won't climb the tree, but I'll make out with you" #sacrifices #priorities

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"Dude last time she gave you the clap!" "And those 10 days without sex was worth it give me meds and give me the glory!" #ClapClap #Easypesy

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"Dude do we have a plunger..I flushed a banana" "Why?" "Cause the garbage was full. Its just like a big dump!" #AhWhat #SlipperySituation

[HeardAtMTA @HeardAtMTA]

"Halloween is the most dangerous night of the year, you go home with what you think is a bangin 10 and wake up with a 0.5" #ThatCostumeDoe

[Rachel Prosser @rgprosser]

#heardinsackville "you know your life is fucked up when you don't know.which brother is the baby daddy." @HeardAtMTA

[HeardAtMTA @HeardAtMTA]

"My anaconda don't..unless you have a 4.0, then my anaconda do so I can nap all day" #Truth #Priorities

[HeardAtMTA @HeardAtMTA]

"I wish that midterm was as easy to take as the dick is" #LooseLivin #UniversityProblems #MidtermSeason

[Chelsea Thompson☀ @chelsthompson1]

@HeardAtMTA "I went through the garbage at McDonald's just to find Monopoly pieces" #LibraryTalk

[Rachel Prosser @rgprosser]

"Mta has two gyms: the Jock gym and the Lulu Lemon gym" @HeardAtMTA

[HeardAtMTA @HeardAtMTA]

"I give you advice on your shoes and say your clothes don't make you look fat, the least you could do is touch my boner" #Payback #Wifed

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"They're my boobs, attached to me, and if I want him to touch them it'll happen. You have your own, do what you want" #YouDoYou #GirlsChoice

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"The only reason I go to school is because my boobs aren't big enough to be a stripper" #Truth #LifeGoals

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"Having a nip slip is the only way to measure how fun your weekend was" #FunScale #SuccessfulWeekend

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"He's so hung! Like he could catch himself if he started to fall over." #kickstand

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"The only reason I know I have a room mate is the huge duce he forgets to flush in the morning" #YaNasty #RoommateProblems #ShitforDays

[HeardAtMTA @HeardAtMTA]

"Her cleavage to brain ratio probably equals a Thanksgiving drop out" #realtalk #TurkeyDrop