🌻 kyle 🌻

Whiskey Slinger / Professional Concert Critic / Amateur Student / Degenerate

[🌻 kyle 🌻 @HeardByABrtndr]

Subtle af

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Bills Mafia is with you, @HamlinIsland. ❤️💙

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

one thing i’ve learned about communicating better is people hate it

[Mitch Fortner @MitchTheFort]

For those watching ESPN, that was Salvador Perez from the Kansas City Royals that hit 28 home runs after Pete Alonso.

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Very stoked to be playing in Omaha, Nebraska on Thursday I don’t think anyone knows who tf I am there but idc ima come out like it’s Madison square garden

[🌻 kyle 🌻 @HeardByABrtndr]

Ya know what really grinds my gears…

Aibohphobia (a fear of palindromes) is a damn palindrome but the word palindrome isn’t.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

[♣️🃏randy 🃏♠️ @randyraydolly]

I AM SCREAMING. TURNPIKE IS GETTING BACK TOGETHER.

[Jillian Bryant @JillianxBryant]

I may not be a Lady May but I’m a Lorrie for what it’s worth

[Jordan Willis @stfuxjordan]

#NewProfilePic

[moni @towerymonica]

“I don’t know why all my boyfriends think I want to date them”

[🌻 kyle 🌻 @HeardByABrtndr]

Meet Frank and Darla
#sorrymom #newink

[tmac @tristyn_mcabee]

“i miss you” i would too, get fucked.

[🌻 kyle 🌻 @HeardByABrtndr]

I thought this went without saying but PSA boys...
...don’t order a prostitute to your hotel while working on the road if your gf is is using your laptop or uh
.
you ain’t gonna have a gf anymore bro ✌🏼

[🌻 kyle 🌻 @HeardByABrtndr]

@Baseball_guy92 Thanks so much, Darlin

[🌻 kyle 🌻 @HeardByABrtndr]

I’m not one to ask for prayers, but my Betty doesn’t seem to be doing well... she’s been my best friend for 14 years so I’ll take what I can get

[🌻 kyle 🌻 @HeardByABrtndr]

Wish I was seeing ya at Cains but I’ll have to settle for the Hat on Saturday 🤘🏽

[Kody West @KodyWest]

We’re headed back to the best room in Oklahoma, June 26. See y’all at @CainsBallroom. Get your tickets now!

[🌻 kyle 🌻 @HeardByABrtndr]

Gingers and hiccups

[Ty Schmit @tyschmit]

Filthy.

[🌻 kyle 🌻 @HeardByABrtndr]

@205fatboy @micahsingley16