Heart Lisa

There are times when silence has the loudest voice. -Leroy Brownlow

[Heart Lisa @Heart_L143]

Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the color 9. 22,

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Sometimes when I'm bored I sit in my refrigerator, and pretend I'm a slice of cheese. 27,

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I saw a fight between a group of gay guys. Blows were exchanged.

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Lazy rule: can't reach it, don't need it.

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Real friends don't get offended when you call them bad names, they smile and call you something more offensive.

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Talking to yourself and laughing because you're just that hilarious.

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Sometimes I look at people and think: Really? That's the sperm that won?!

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[I] h[ate] myself[all of the food in our fridge].

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British boy: "You look beautiful today, love." American boy: "Yo ass is kickin."

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This is how my week goes: Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday.

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I hate it when im in the ocean, and my brains just like, "hey you know whats a good movie? JAWS."

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And then Satan said, "Put the alphabet in math.."

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"I need to talk to you" is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've ever done in your life

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Unicorns can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore, I am a unicorn.

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I get so emotional on my period..... #femalepains #femaleproblems

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can't deny that i want you but i'll lie if i have to.

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If INSTAGRAM really made y'all feel that special to the point where y'all mad because Android have it now...then yo life ain't shit!

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Gas prices higher than Wiz Khalifa!

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F. L. I. R. T = Fuck. Love. I. Rather. Tease

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I hate it when women say, "all men want is sex." It's a stereotype and total bullshit... A blow job would be nice too...