Miranda Hassler

Trauma made me funny.

[Miranda Hassler @HeartemisJoy]

Excited to be the 323rd backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Cuddlelore Cuties- Plushie Companions! https://t.co/HoBakeaRc0

[Miranda Hassler @HeartemisJoy]

Seriously, the only thing "igniting your bones" is your pants dude. They're on fire.

That or syphilis.

Same difference.

[Miranda Hassler @HeartemisJoy]

Selfie time! Heart and I love the @equiderma White line and thrush treatment! It has made a huge difference! #ambassador #equiderma https://t.co/yP3ejG5DH0

[Miranda Hassler @HeartemisJoy]

Hey Mom. Whatcha doing? https://t.co/bELwzwiHsQ

[Miranda Hassler @HeartemisJoy]

Looking to the future, there's some changes afoot. The Sober Eventer platform has expanded beyond the eventing world, and our equestrian career has shifted as well. In order to be more all encompassing, I introduce… https://t.co/ozpCdPhbJ8

[Miranda Hassler @HeartemisJoy]

What's your fear while riding?
Some are scared of cantering, some of getting on the horse at all. My fear is in and out jumps.
Now that Heart and I are reunited, it's time to work on this step by step.
Luckily I… https://t.co/2z5or53ztL

[Miranda Hassler @HeartemisJoy]

Reunited, and it feels SOOOO good!

#sobereventer #SoberEventerSafe #equestriansinrecovery #equestrianswithanxiety #bethechange #buddydontbully #frsjustlikeheaven #Heartsamess #heartemisjoy #eventingnation… https://t.co/xZy2fqNbFD

[Miranda Hassler @HeartemisJoy]

Looooooove these shirts!
#sobereventer #SoberEventerSafe #equestriansinrecovery #equestrianswithanxiety #bethechange #buddydontbully #frsjustlikeheaven #Heartsamess #heartemisjoy #eventingnation #eventersofinstagram… https://t.co/CAwbWbkPCs

[Miranda Hassler @HeartemisJoy]

I posted on my Facebookthen forgot here! Heart's birthday was yesterday! 10 years old!
#sobereventer #SoberEventerSafe #equestriansinrecovery #equestrianswithanxiety #bethechange #buddydontbully #frsjustlikeheaven… https://t.co/xG5IOHtBjV

[Miranda Hassler @HeartemisJoy]

Miss my girl! Quarantine blows!
#sobereventer #SoberEventerSafe #equestriansinrecovery #equestrianswithanxiety #bethechange #buddydontbully #frsjustlikeheaven #Heartsamess #heartemisjoy #eventingnation… https://t.co/JozneBDDkN

[Miranda Hassler @HeartemisJoy]

Throwback Tuesday! #tbt #projects https://t.co/zwYrymnNCF

[Miranda Hassler @HeartemisJoy]

Got to "social distance" see my family. Sister brought cupcakes for the occasion. #familytime #socialdistancing #beresponsible #soberfun https://t.co/0ajirQzEVB

[Miranda Hassler @HeartemisJoy]

majykequipe has these fantastic stirrups on their website now! Different colors available! I can't live without mine! #majykequipe #pinkismycolor https://t.co/Su6JYKSVt9

[Miranda Hassler @HeartemisJoy]

Banned from the barn and practicing social distancing, but needed to get out and soak up some vitamin D! 3 miles walk today! #SoberEventer #getfit #recoverywin #shinebright #ridersareathletes https://t.co/uEEWxb34VQ

[Miranda Hassler @HeartemisJoy]

I can't go ride, so I'm going to focus on what I can do. I can walk/jog 2.14 miles and then do yoga under the trees. I will come out of this fitter and more focused. #goals #quarantine #sobereventer… https://t.co/cx58KQjgUk

[Miranda Hassler @HeartemisJoy]

We May be on lockdown, but at least our last few rides were amazing!
#sobereventer #SoberEventerSafe #equestriansinrecovery #equestrianswithanxiety #bethechange #buddydontbully #frsjustlikeheaven #Heartsamess… https://t.co/YXHYxLiT07

[Miranda Hassler @HeartemisJoy]

Day 2 of puddle draining. https://t.co/wImioOjZnB

[Miranda Hassler @HeartemisJoy]

We may not have shows.... We may not have riding buddies... But we still have goals, and most importantly, each other! I'm thankful for each one of you who follow me, friend me, post, comment, and share part of your… https://t.co/GpTgm8u1n2

[Miranda Hassler @HeartemisJoy]

My water bug. She drinks more than a Damn camel.
#waterhorse #sobereventer #SoberEventerSafe #equestriansinrecovery #equestrianswithanxiety #bethechange #buddydontbully #frsjustlikeheaven #Heartsamess #heartemisjoy… https://t.co/uPehlKLOdX

[Miranda Hassler @HeartemisJoy]

What's your motivation to work out at 6am tomorrow morning?

Mine is the $!,#/=÷ downstairs neighbors that bump their base like we in Compton.

#Quarantine #imyellintimber