Heather L Nichols

mother/wife/girlfriend

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Fucking hell. I hate staying at hotels that don't have Comedy Central. No @thedailyshow, no @colbertreport. Dammit. #firstworldproblems

[un hombre serio @tuycuantojmas]

Look, @fakedansavage. MT @JohnFugelsang An anchor on CNN - not making this up - just said that campaign Santorum 'exploded from the bottom.'

[Heather L Nichols @Heatbit]

I have 3 hours to pull off a #gf mostly #vegan meal for 10... annnd go!

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

“@wiredpup: @fakedansavage so it's a tie between an asshole and the stuff that comes out of a well fucked asshole?”

Looks that way.

[Lizz "Insufferable Wench" Winstead @lizzwinstead]

Bachmann has bowed out of the race. My twitter feed is at half Twast.

[Heather L Nichols @Heatbit]

Me (in jest): maybe you havent heard theres a presidential election coming up.
Them (in seriousness): we are not a political couple. #idiots

[Lizz "Insufferable Wench" Winstead @lizzwinstead]

Michele Bachmann predicts a miracle in Iowa: #NoNotSatifyingSexWithHerHusband #Jeez #SHameOnYou strib.mn/sM2WeK

[Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney]

My brother is a doctor & delivered a baby named Y'all-Jealous Jones today. This is not a joke. Y'ALL JEALOUS JONES. My brother wins 2012.

[Heather L Nichols @Heatbit]

@swtweets have you seen this?

http://t.co/BkbaSr7u

[Heather L Nichols @Heatbit]

Woke up to this bundle of joy in my bed. Happy New Year!

[Heather L Nichols @Heatbit]

@ the grocery w a pumpkin spice latte, Adelle, and #nokids #peace

[H. Alan Stevens @alanstevens]

I'm watching Avatar. After reading Sex At Dawn, I don't believe for a moment that the Na'vi are monogamous.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Only 364 more shopping days until Christmas.

[Heather L Nichols @Heatbit]

@JenKirkman he's been my crush since i was 8!

[Heather L Nichols @Heatbit]

Check out the flower baseball at Babe Ruth's funeral #cooperstown #bestwifeever

[Heather L Nichols @Heatbit]

Chipper Jones' bat, husband's claim to fame: he once struck Chipper out! #cooperstown #bestwifeever

[Heather L Nichols @Heatbit]

This grandpa and granddaughter team are so cute... #cooperstown

[Heather L Nichols @Heatbit]

Season pass ticket from 1874, see the hole punches for each date? #cooperstown #bestwifeever

[Heather L Nichols @Heatbit]

DYK there is a girl in the baseball hall of fame? #cooperstown #bestwifeever

[Heather L Nichols @Heatbit]

These are carved out of wood! #bestwifeever #cooperstown