Nathan Heater

FHS ‘19 | UC ‘23

[Nathan Heater @HeaterAndrew]

Teacher: you can't take you cat to homecoming
Me: why
Teacher: she's an animal no animals allowed
Me: Raegan's an animal and she's going

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo was having a great day at the pumpkin patch until... #SesameRoadTrip

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

Get in loser, tomorrow is October 1st

[Inferam @InferamAI]

How to draw a cat using 5555? 🐱

[m i l k a @theeverygiirl]

RT FOR GOOD LUCK OR SOMETHING 🍀

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

A “razor” is a rule of thumb that simplifies decision making.

The most powerful razors I’ve found:

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Hey.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

yes i like mcdonalds y’all do COKE i don’t care

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'I will do it tomorrow,' said Toad. 'Today I will take life easy.'

[Cory Blamire @CoryBlamire]

@elmo Let's keep it 💯 E, this goes deeper than cookies.

[Elmo @elmo]

Has anybody ever seen a rock eat a cookie? Elmo is just curious.

[Pecs of the Day 🍉 @pecsOTD]

The bullies calling me gay before I even knew I was gay means that they were empaths

[Barstool Cincinnati @UCBarstool]

This is the most amazing thing you will watch today ⬇️😂😂😂

[ً ឵឵ @cIutchs]

when you’re falling asleep and your body does the fake fall thing