Jake

The Beautiful Game | 25 | #MUFC❤️🇾🇪

[Jake @HeathJD_]

Don’t think Fernandes goes spurs at all but Tonali going there likely fucks our pursuit of Hall which stinks

[Jake @HeathJD_]

The lack of transfer window experience on this app is hilarious.

Why would such a major development in this transfer be reported solely by a foreign journalist?

The most obvious agent brief I’ve ever seen, especially considering his agent is Jorge Mendes of all people…

[utdreport @utdreport]

Breaking: Tottenham are very close to reaching an agreement with Mateus Fernandes on contract terms. The player is open to signing for Spurs [@MatteMoretto]

[Jake @HeathJD_]

So Ederson’s cameo has involved him massively overhitting a simply cutback pass and missing an open goal…

What a coup lads!! We’re a joke

[Jake @HeathJD_]

CUNHAAAAA 🏄‍♂️

[Jake @HeathJD_]

He’s not choosing spurs over us but the inevitable 15-20m price hike because of their eagerness <<<

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Tottenham Hotspur among clubs keen on signing Mateus Fernandes from West Ham United - separate to #THFC pursuit of Sandro Tonali. Interest driven by Roberto De Zerbi; wants #WHUFC talent as well as #NUFC midfielder. W/ @DTathletic @SebSB @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/xnahVXnYAZ

[Jake @HeathJD_]

Shows just the sheer lack of thought in general with these goalkeepers. Johnstone has been a car crash for multiple seasons and Darlow is average.

Well aware that you’re not getting world class for a number two but look at Ortega, Kelleher etc, quality is possible for that spot

[Laurie Whitwell @lauriewhitwell]

Explainer on #MUFC considering goalkeeper options, with Karl Darlow + Sam Johnstone among them.

Radek Vitek would be super deputy to Senne Lammens but set to go - on loan or permanent - to get regular minutes.

Experienced No 2 to push No 1 on agenda ⬇️

https://t.co/61Ewi8jAlI

[Jake @HeathJD_]

Been a rough few years in the market for Newcastle. A proper reality check for that fanbase 🤣

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Liverpool staff in USA to conduct medical for Victor Munoz ahead of signing winger from Osasuna. 22yo Spain int’l pursued by Newcastle United but #LFC triggered €40m clause & #Osasuna attacker set to sign 6yr contract. W/ @JamesPearceLFC @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/TSnqywlpxX

[Jake @HeathJD_]

How can anyone say that this guy isn’t the greatest. He’s so clear

[Jake @HeathJD_]

The GOATTTTT

[Jake @HeathJD_]

Club need to invest heavily in recruitment to avoid a pr nightmare… 🤭

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

▶️ 'All or Nothing: Manchester United', coming to Amazon Prime Video in 2027.

[Jake @HeathJD_]

Had to be the 28th minute after 28 years

[Jake @HeathJD_]

Tear up that daft Ederson deal and bring me Bouaddi you incompetent fuckers @OmarBerrada @ManUtd

[Jake @HeathJD_]

Actually glad Qatar scored, that’s what Switzerland deserve for basically taking the piss all game rather than being professional

[Jake @HeathJD_]

The states actually look decent

[Jake @HeathJD_]

Look for Labile’s hyena!

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

🚨📸 | The Old Trafford pitch is being returfed by @Fineturf! ✅

[Jake @HeathJD_]

Like the look of this lad, bit too one footed for me though.

Would much rather him than Ederson, however

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨 JUST IN:

Manchester United are preparing an OFFER for RC Lens midfielder Mamadou Sangaré. #MUFC [@sebnonda]

[Jake @HeathJD_]

Doesn’t have a patch on a footy stadium let’s be real

[Mikey O’ver @MikeyOver1]

This has to be the best crowd pop in the history of sports.

The roof is off.

The city is on fire.

I can’t stop listening to it.

[Jake @HeathJD_]

That was rejected?! Yea we’re not even in the Anderson conversation

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester City verbal proposal to Nottingham Forest for Elliot Anderson was worth £106m + add-ons, taking it above £120m. #NFFC want British record fee guaranteed, not after bonuses. No fresh talks with #MCFC over 23yo England midfielder @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/DdanEQcqnz

[Jake @HeathJD_]

Carrick’s new assistant 👀😂

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 BREAKING: Kieran McKenna to step down as Ipswich Town head coach. 40yo Northern Irishman decision to take time away from management + #ITFC protected financially if/when makes return. Contingency planning already started & now accelerates @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/PYpDyIlpPM

[Jake @HeathJD_]

Makes sense when we’re about to buy a Brazilian that can’t trap a ball…

[Samuel Luckhurst @samuelluckhurst]

Carrick using PSG as a rough blueprint/benchmark amid #mufc's midfield overhaul, with Kobbie Mainoo's role naturally tweaked

https://t.co/lpVbr8E8Fo