I'm eating breakfast at the busy restaurant below my apartment. A lovely young woman just asked me if I could "hurry up and finish my breakfast, my friend is coming in 15 minutes and we want to take your seat."
So, I'll be here for the rest of today.
@TCastillo_@alexsnasa@brandalintipton the girl in the video looked like ari bc it’s supposed to symbolize ari and ari is telling “herself” to break up with her boyfriend so she can love herself
Honestly I’m so over this shit like yeah we’d all be this damn fine if we all had that much money too..stop making average, regular girls compare themselves to this piece of walking plastic surgery
Apparently, when my wife wears her yoga pants, she’s comfortable and sexy, but when I wear her yoga pants ... I’m “stretching them out” and “scarring the children” and “no longer welcome at IHOP”
Double standards 🤷🏻♂️
I tend to follow back women over men at about 20:1 ...The reason? Women rarely send dick pics
Plus the ladies around here are cool AF
Take note, fellas 💁🏼♀️
I just watched a lady spend $1500 at lululemon, when she handed her cash to the girl, she looked at me and said “if you pay with cash, he never has to know-remember that” and I felt that
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