Enrique Shockwave

king shit on big dick mountain

[sackboy daily @sackboydaily]

my card never declines because id never decline some trans action

[gulag jamun @ducktelevision]

the hottest person you know can't see without their glasses

[eryn @eryn_27]

got that cptsd (crazy pussy tightness disorder)

[Enrique Shockwave @HeatherInHiding]

almost 2 and a half years into our relationship and my bf and I still say we love each other a million times a day and kiss each other just as much, truly did not ever think I'd find a love like this 🩷

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

so funny to have shame about jacking off. like oh you do that thing you can do for free that feels insanely good, that everyone does????? that’s fucked up man… what’s wrong with you……

[brittany @brittany_says]

this morning a guy got on the bus and yelled “fat boy HOT…. fat boy SWEATIN”

[No Context in Philadelphia @alwaysunnyooc]

Pride month has ended

[girlkisser3000 @himecidals]

didn't even kiss a single girl #suicideisON

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[aisha ꕤ @ventkiss]

se acaba el mes gay y no me paso nada interesante

[𐕣 @dveules]

girl i’m bored let’s delete our accounts and go missing

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[MUST DIE! @MUSTDIEmusic]

I trapped Charlie Kirk’s soul in a lesser soul gem and am using it to power an air fryer

[maddie @madsssagascar]

im genuinely intolerant of religion like in a way that even progressives probably think is problematic. you have this made up idea of existence from a story book and you reject the reality of the world around you to the point of hate and violence. while looking stupid as fuck

[Anakin Skywanker @justpearthings]

Dick too fat doctor had me taking girth control pills

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

What’s up. I’m a bad person who
needs to Die

[butch sonja morgan @jovaniheckler]

being 28 and wanting to self harm is like oh okay so you’re 28 and still 14 at the same time

[party mom @fifimcfae]

hunter biden, you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they'll kill you.

[Lunar Liz 🌙 @Lunarlizdesigns]

All Time Low kind of still hurts me, man