Heather Simons

[Heather Simons @HeatherRSimons]

@TaylorLorenz It helps me to see that successful, intelligent people are just as cringe as myself

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@HillbillyHighl1 Screw you! Hoggle actually knows what he’s talking about

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@EMWAY608

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@Photomusicrock Ima give you a hint..

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@oldirtyronin I love this too much

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@EverIntrigued These skits are NOT funny and the comments on her videos are all incel gooners talking about what they’ll do to her. 😑

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@AntifaScapegoat These videos are super unsexy but I do think it’s good that the college kids are working together to produce something and exercising at the same time 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Heather Simons @HeatherRSimons]

@ArmenianAbs3 They call guys like you a tripod. Well, I do. I have one at home 😂

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@jacksdiningroom I’m about to throw up for you bro

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@EverIntrigued Why do people think she’s funny? She’s the Temu version of Amy Sedaris

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@RollingStone Okay but she was fired because of postpartum depression according to her.. the world is smaller than you realize—how do we know it wasn’t really because her drug usage? Because that makes loads more sense honestly

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@jerseymikes Chicken salad

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@facetedcarapace I’ve never tolerated him. You’ll never see me not skip or change the channel on some RHCP.

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@209sidhu @TMZ Me too 😂 I guess I’m the problem

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@oomfs_lore The last massage I had, the masseuse kept telling me how much she liked my body. I’m pretty sure it was a happy ending place and now I totally get how they get men to drop that dough.

[Heather Simons @HeatherRSimons]

@fmfclips It’s one of the easiest things you can do for your health 🌿

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@daavid3 I made pickle soup before. I wouldn’t make it again.

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@uncledoomer I liked your post because of the caption, not because of the 45 year old cosplaying an 11 year old.

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@kevin_nealon What I’m getting from these comments is that people and/or bots have no idea what rent in NYC currently is..

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@jamestalarico Any smart Texans will boycott buying both alcohol and tobacco