Heather Preyer

Flower girl // Improviser // Pizza Princess

[Heather Preyer @Heaveprey]

That's sad. I do not know her

[Heather Preyer @Heaveprey]

That sounds nice

[Heather Preyer @Heaveprey]

Nice

[Heather Preyer @Heaveprey]

Wow

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Donald Trump’s lawyer hired a lawyer. Not a good look when your counsels for the Russia probe are stacked like nesting dolls.

[VICE TV @VICETV]

"...justice, mercy, and humility."

[stephie @stephiebythesea]

I'm in a comedy show on Friday called "Millennial Nightmare: the Anti-Trump Show" but the whole world is a nightmare rn so

[Heather Preyer @Heaveprey]

Everyone needs to follow @DonaldJGayTrump

[Heather Preyer @Heaveprey]

🙌😍😘 https://t.co/XtWXwx2SL7

[JWOWW @JENNIWOWW]

"DADDY PENCE COME DANCE!" And I'm dead. 😂 🌈 https://t.co/zg7PXcr514

[Sebastian @ E3 20’ NVR @gundamman]

Uhhhh, holy shit

[Portlandia @portlandia]

RT if you appreciate a joke but you're dead inside. #Portlandia

[Heather Preyer @Heaveprey]

Tomorrow night! Come see our #antitrump sketch show madness at @thepitnyc. Expect to see some wine mom's, dingers, & improper jello use

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

President Obama will pardon his last turkey tomorrow. But stay tuned for Thanksgiving 2017 when President Trump pardons a journalist.

[Heather Preyer @Heaveprey]

@jezzicasmith @Spotify or even worse when you start jamming out a little bit to that song they playing during their commercial

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"To all the little girls watching...never doubt that you are valuable and powerful & deserving of every chance & opportunity in the world."

[Heather Preyer @Heaveprey]

Spending this lovely Sunday flipping between Harry Potter and the Giants game. It's priceless how Baltimore sounds just like Voldemort.

[Kaptan Hindustan™ @KaptanHindustan]

World's oldest & biggest wombat weighs 40 kilograms & turns 31 years old today. Happy birthday Patrick.

[stephie @stephiebythesea]

"Believe me...ill tell ya...I hate to say it but... Let me tell you...ill be honest..." And yet we've heard nothing.

[Connor Ratliff 🎭 @connorratliff]

OK. The one thing no one ever needed was a lecture from @realDonaldTrump on being "nice."