Beast Model

wholly inappropriate bat man

[Beast Model @HeavyPettingZoo]

Oh man been a while between tweets hope my followers oh wait still on zero never mind.

[Beast Model @HeavyPettingZoo]

All the ones I know anyway. #heyooo https://t.co/mk42kFwvJy

[Beast Model @HeavyPettingZoo]

Holy crap this one has something for everyone. Especially the arachnophobes and the trypophobes. #gross #tarantula #horror https://t.co/dY57HzfkAS

[crispy315 @crispy_315]

I would have instantly hit ET with a hammer and screamed the entire time

[Beast Model @HeavyPettingZoo]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Asking for a friend.

[Beast Model @HeavyPettingZoo]

I now have to rescind this tweet. Back to zero. Shoutout to my second first follower, whomever you are. https://t.co/gyVbnHRBqG

[Beast Model @HeavyPettingZoo]

Holy shit got my first follower apparently some people on the internet have questionable judgement.

[Beast Model @HeavyPettingZoo]

Holy shit got my first follower apparently some people on the internet have questionable judgement.

[Anthony Oliveira @meakoopa]

me and my (white) boyfriend went to see #BlackPanther and a black family said "this movie is not for you fam" and they knocked off his nose we are going to the emergency room now

[Beast Model @HeavyPettingZoo]

Nothing utterly terrifying to see here, folks. #robots #future #killallhumans https://t.co/2a1N4rfZws

[@eliothiggins.bsky.social @EliotHiggins]

The latest update from our future robot overlords https://t.co/njSRTo0KQj

[Beast Model @HeavyPettingZoo]

Reminders.

[Jezebel @Jezebel]

Good morning to every hippo named Fiona.

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

I saw a chameleon today so I guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon

[Amanda @msduh]

A message to my enemies.

[Beast Model @HeavyPettingZoo]

Remember when the President was a silver fox instead of a tangerine dugong?

[Beast Model @HeavyPettingZoo]

This bow-legged little badass tho https://t.co/0dhwlXkrYJ

[History Photographed @HistoryInPics]

Known as Little Nap, the “Napoleon of the Chimpanzee World”, this chimp became a popular tourist attraction (1915)

[Beast Model @HeavyPettingZoo]

*thub thub* is this thing on?
Whatever, I'm here all week.
Tip your waitress.

[Beast Model @HeavyPettingZoo]

I'm just a big ole seductive panda. What's your excuse?

[Beast Model @HeavyPettingZoo]

It was a really smart move to join twitter well past its peak.

[Beast Model @HeavyPettingZoo]

Dunno who my first follower will be but they'll be stumbling into a treasure trove of undiscovered grade-A twitter gold.