Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג)

I'm here to sing songs and be silly. And I'm all out of silly.

Larry cucumber parody

[Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג) @HebrewCuke]

Gospel + Thread of threads

[Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג) @HebrewCuke]

@KingJamesTomato Low IQ take

[Conrad (WWIII⚡️Analyst) @GnomeRad]

Still trusting the plan?

[Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג) @HebrewCuke]

@myjunebug11 @KingJamesTomato Lie and then run. Standard Zionist tactic.
https://t.co/e4YrFmqrMy

[Bob the Unvaxxed Tomato ✝️🪔🕊 @KingJamesTomato]

Jesus is the only way to heaven

Islam takes you to hell
Judaism takes you to hell
Hinduism takes you to hell
Wicca takes you to hell
Pantheism takes you to hell
Zoroastrianism take you to hell
Bhuddism takes you to hell

If it's not the free grace of Christ, it's eternal torment

[Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג) @HebrewCuke]

Dang I forgot to finish this thread

[Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג) @HebrewCuke]

Where do we begin with Bethel Church in Redding California? Grave soaking? Kabbalah? Masonic initiations? Blue angels and genies?

[Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג) @HebrewCuke]

The alabaster prayer house has a blue angel in its "pool of Bethesda".

Why a blue angel?

[Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג) @HebrewCuke]

Remember when a crazy conspiracy theorist went into a pizza joint with a gun, but for some strange reason no one was shot, but a hard drive in a closet was?

[Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג) @HebrewCuke]

Remember when a crazy conspiracy theorist went into a pizza joint with a gun, but for some strange reason no one was shot, but a hard drive in a closet was?

[Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג) @HebrewCuke]

Remember when a crazy conspiracy theorist went into a pizza joint with a gun, but for some strange reason no one was shot, but a hard drive in a closet was?

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

This is how Nicolás Maduro stood before the judge as he pleaded not guilty and insisted he remains the President of Venezuela.

Let me know if you notice something.

[Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג) @HebrewCuke]

@RicardoSil799 @KingJamesTomato @MaxNordau @grok Imagine thinking Jesus was a Nazi for cursing the fig tree

[Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג) @HebrewCuke]

@CnsprtrlRprt Absolute state of maga

[Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג) @HebrewCuke]

@flyufoolz1 @smashbaals @KingJamesTomato Real

[Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג) @HebrewCuke]

@JonathanTreal No more questions.

[Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג) @HebrewCuke]

Bob is genetically modified. How is a tomato gonna talk? For real.

[Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג) @HebrewCuke]

@dahboo7 @KingJamesTomato You're*

[Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג) @HebrewCuke]

@therealroseanne @paulmakesmovies

[Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג) @HebrewCuke]

(22) Twin towers in Red Alert 2 game cover (October 25, 2000)
https://t.co/1GkMcM1tKh

[Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג) @HebrewCuke]

(17) Transformers comic issue #298 (1990)

https://t.co/RhBRkGWreC

[Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג) @HebrewCuke]

(16) Scrooge McDuck (1990)

[Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג) @HebrewCuke]

(3) Twin Towers in G.I. Joe (1985)

[Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג) @HebrewCuke]

(2) Twin Towers again in the Super Mario Bros. movie (1993)

[Larry Cucumberg ✝️ (לארי קיוקומברג) @HebrewCuke]

(1) Predictive Programming: The Thread

Twin Towers in the Super Mario Bros. movie (1993)

Side note: unlike the game, the movie is about Mario traveling into an alternate dimension where people evolved from reptilians.