Davis Heck

[Davis Heck @HeckDavis]

@jsinwashburn What, are you afraid of being sprayed in yo booty-hole?

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Called my local bank to make sure my deposits are adequately insured. They confirmed all $1.27 was protected.

[Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA @GRDecter]

My portfolio is down 5%.

But I am up 5 margaritas.

Perfectly hedged.

Happy Thursday.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Selling my Master’s degree. Still in good condition. Never been used.

[Davis Heck @HeckDavis]

@Uber justify your temporary fuel surcharge with gas near $3/gallon

[Davis Heck @HeckDavis]

@TasteofChi fix your lines

[Davis Heck @HeckDavis]

@TasteofChi @JohnDeere I’ll stop by once I get thru the hour long line

[Davis Heck @HeckDavis]

@TasteofChi It’s awfully suspicious how many people are close to heat exhaustion in your hour long line to get in

[Open Outcrier @OpenOutcrier]

We just made Russia the healthiest people on the planet. No McDonalds, Starbucks, Coke, or Netflix.

[Business Ukraine mag @Biz_Ukraine_Mag]

After 12 days of stealing Putin's tanks, Ukrainian farmers are now unofficially the fifth-largest military in Europe

[Taylor Trandahl @taylortrandahl]

Gas is now officially more expensive than the movie I Am Legend imagined it would be during the apocalypse.

[Davis Heck @HeckDavis]

@BillBrewsterTBB I got my guy about a year ago. Ironically enough his name is Brewster!

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

My New Years resolution is to buy stocks that go up instead of down

[Davis Heck @HeckDavis]

The masculine urge to ask every company how they are being disrupted by the block chain

[. @StockCats_2009]

my Financial advisor hasn't posted a TikTok video all week

[Davis Heck @HeckDavis]

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[Wall Street Memes @wallstmemes]

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[Marcus Lemonis @marcuslemonis]

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[Marcus Lemonis @marcuslemonis]

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