HeckSpawn Ownlife

Live fast and die young. It hurts getting old...

Suus ‘iustus ludus donec non.

Proverbs 22:3

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@RetroMoviesDB https://t.co/bbfVsjKP4n

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@RetroMoviesDB https://t.co/UlXD9nC8DE

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@RaisinHells @FLCons Wife and I saw Richard at the mall in Fresno once. Wanted to go up and say hi, as we were both well over 6' tall, but he was smiling so much at the crowd of kids around him we didn't have the heart to spoil his moment.

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@TheCinesthetic That was the best series...

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@Oldtimers365 Cooking on a Wedgewood gas/wood stove from the 1920's.

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@AntiWokeMemes Me too...

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@ThrillaRilla369 Bacon
More cheese
Tuna
Hamburger and salsa
Whatever you want

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@GaryHen58334805 @1Nicdar https://t.co/FwNVJMXKCU

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@1Nicdar

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

The perfect response. 🤣🤣🤣

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Chuckle.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

I haven’t told my wife yet, whaddya think?

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@learning_yohei In California, it'd be Spanish. Louisiana, probably French. North Carolina, it's Redneck...

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@Sassafrass_84 I'd have to go with the DBS...

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

He actually did the meme 🤣🤣

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

We are so back

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "Where did they get it?"

Activist: "What?"

Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."

Activist: "From... eating?"

Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."

Activist: "The soil?"

Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."

Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."

Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."

Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."

Activist: "It's not that simple."

Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

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@Timcast Try flavored coffee. This is the best:

https://t.co/NQP6NyoZhG

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@BuzzPatterson Not missing that a bit.