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ultimate frisbee/getting weird/apologizing for nothing

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other team: throws a zone

me: https://t.co/gMMa49kqDk

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Good luck to @uchi_supernova who are at NATTIES!! 🤭💪🥏

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Finally got back into this account let’s gooooo

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UChicago Supernova presents Claire Schmitt for Callahan 🤠😎🦾

https://t.co/gQlwHqu0It

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this past weekend we competed and won tally classic (🥳🤠), and despite paying a higher bid fee, only the winner of the mens division was awarded a cash prize. whats up with that? @fsu_ultimate @USAUltimate

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inshallah we win our bracket

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MLC? more like ML C deez nuts

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also we’re consolidating into one team for tmr but that’s less important.. onto dark horse by katy perry

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jared is making sing along to counting stars

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i will go the whole year without ever logging onto the george

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nowisco soon. no fun allowed, only winning. chicago x and chicago y will battle to the death. and nova will be there too you guys should come support them 🤭

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@StarrGazer999 call me a beer cuz i’m dying

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planning a beerdie is just playing a super long game of telephone except there are only two other people and you’re in the middle passing messages back and forth

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there’s something really cool on our instagram (uchi_open_ultimate) and you should check it out. starts with p and ends with ‘okemon’

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just realized maturo’s first name isn’t maturo. i won’t tell him so hopefully he’ll still coach us this year

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frisbee

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just got access to the bots instagram account no one can stop us now

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sandblast? more like botsblast amirite

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no one click on our profile picture aha

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my toxic trait is thinking ‘fish’ every time fission is mentioned. it IS a good nickname tho

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7-5 lets GOOOOO