Heebr Peebert

Retired Book, Television and Movie Critic
Now starting my passion project : "On the Road with Heebr Peebert"
First stop ----- Going back down to Goblintown

[Heebr Peebert @HeebrPeebert]

Dear friends, I am sorry to say that there has been a change in my travel plans. I had initially intended to travel to @goblintown but have just learned that it now finds itself smack dab in the center of the focus of the well-trained line of sight of the @biginc Corporation.

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@deepgoblin @Solana_Maximus @Fake2Gob Gentlegobs, there is always a welcome mat awaiting you at the entrance proximity of the refuge of Gobadelphia - the city of Gobliny love.

Let us escape the tyranny and build a better society together!

#freethegobs

[Heebr Peebert @HeebrPeebert]

This is a very important test. Which of these is the most likely to?

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Dearest @goblintown I have been diligently trying for fortnights to sound the warning alarms of @biginc and their horrid Chicken Seizure Wraps. Must you remain so obliquely indirected from seeing the perilous dangers in your very midsts !?!

[Truth Arts @truth]

The esteemed corporation is making so many things, they need to hire as many new employees as possible. What better place to look than the forest next door? Surely those animals won't mind strapping in a SUIT powered by SHARD tech and joining the supply (block)chain.

[Heebr Peebert @HeebrPeebert]

@l3luel3lazer @biginc The lessons of the original story, of course, are:
1) nothing we do matters because all of our efforts will end in unsatisfying failures; and
2) the only thing less satisfying is to not try at all, for there is nothing else in life.

Hmm - it does sound like a @biginc "career"

[Heebr Peebert @HeebrPeebert]

@l3luel3lazer @biginc HiHPatimr: The 1974 Oscar-nominated short "Sysiphus", although masterfully drawn and scored, grievously errs in it's portrayal of an "accomplishment" at the end, thereby betraying the embedded integral spirit of the story it is so loosely based upon.
https://t.co/Pom9967bWz

[Heebr Peebert @HeebrPeebert]

@goblintherapiss @DadMod_xyz @ajt @biginc Perhaps I meant complacent, or confident, or no ... I believe I might have meant to say conflatulent. But in any regards, please take no offense. I will take you at your word that you are not involved and will go to bed feeling great relief.

[Heebr Peebert @HeebrPeebert]

Pleas @DadMod_xyz I beseech you. Ask @ajt about the Chicken Seizure Wraps !!

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@DadMod_xyz @ajt @biginc Oh dear I take that to mean that @goblintherapiss is complicit in this nefarious mind control scheme?!?!? Things are worse than I feared. And Dad, next time Just Say No!

[Heebr Peebert @HeebrPeebert]

Oh horror of horrors!

[Big Inc @biginc]

BiG iNC, as of now, is NOT CC0 and any employees looking to use their likeness for any unauthorized reasons need to submit a formal Application to our HR department.

Make sure to have all the appropriate licenses signed off by our licensing department.

NOTE: Due to market conditions we have had to let go all HR and licensing department employees.

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Great question "not @VeronicaBStone "!!
Keep up the good fight!!

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I'm Heebr Peebert and this is my review ... gOBliNtOwN wEAKli should be your only source of news right now in @goblintown . They alone are looking at the @biginc "situation" with the discernment of understanding in this momentous moment. I fear @TIMEPieces has abandoned us.

[Wulfee @wulfee69]

📻BRAKING NUDES!📻

Big Inc sells out 15k acceptance letters in moments after public sale launch. @biginc

Metadata has updated! The game is a foot… @truth

Simultaneously $pepe was listed on yet another top exchange.

Join us tonight as we investigate this very curious development @goblintown

[Heebr Peebert @HeebrPeebert]

@1MrPapi @Frienr @goblintown @biginc @g_weakli @munqthegoblin @TIMEPieces @DeeboGoblin @icecreamsandwtf @RickyBurpflaps @deg3n 🧚🏼‍♂️ fAiwEe are you up for the challenge?

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ALERT - I need help from the brightest minds in @goblintown in assessing this video taken by an inside source at @biginc . They seem to have found some new, nefarious use for cabbages. @g_weakli @munqthegoblin @TIMEPieces @1MrPapi @DeeboGoblin @icecreamsandwtf @RickyBurpflaps

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Blending in with the root vegetables, indeed! Excellent advice Grumble - I'll bet you've played many successful rounds of Goblins & Hostages!!! Which vegetable do you recommend I masquerade as? Fargix Blatherskyte did, of course, once infamously call me a "Turnip headed son of a

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@ShonkDaGoblin @KolorTechno @biginc @goblintown I have found a volunteer to transport it.

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Very busy today and my mind is in a million places but I wanted to do a quick shout-out to a few gobs I've seen resisting the disarmingly seductive wiles of the unwanted interloper. I hope that @KolorTechno @RoyceB1 and @l3luel3lazer will keep up their efforts! Thank you!!

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@KolorTechno @ShonkDaGoblin @biginc @goblintown The scientists at S.A.V.I.G.E. have mentioned to me that they are concerned that there is "technology" in these remarkable brain-shielding devices and therefore, they might be dangerous.

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@KolorTechno @ShonkDaGoblin @biginc @goblintown This is excellent. I am so glad to see that some of the fine citizens of @goblintown are beginning to take steps to protect themselves from the creeping darkness slowly approaching their abodes. But I wonder if somegob could arrange for one to be brought to me in the refuge.

[Heebr Peebert @HeebrPeebert]

@Butterfield1882 The seeds have been planted, Sir Butterfield, the seeds have most assuredly been planted. Now, as Hedley Lamarr once said, we must "Nurse them, caress them, pour water on them."
We must be patient and await the fruits.

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@Frienr @1MrPapi @goblintown @biginc @g_weakli @munqthegoblin @TIMEPieces @DeeboGoblin @icecreamsandwtf @RickyBurpflaps @deg3n Ah, perhaps it is! Might you and @DeeboGoblin be able to arrange for any of the sacred texts to be transported to the @gobadelphia refuge? Both for safekeeping and research purposes.