Heesbrah Ibrahim

Manchester United fan||Photography||Caterpillar operator||Muslimah

[MRR ADDY  @vibewithmraddy]

Gehgeh is a blessing to this generation. Fr😔🧏🏾

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

"You vote for Tinubu, 7,500" 🙆🏽😂

[The Weeknd Stan❤️‍🔥 @ukoh_s]

Got this and it’s been the best experience ever🧎🏽‍♂️

[Tspices Kitchen @Tspiceskitchen]

Wait… some of you make Nigerian stew with only tomatoes & atarodo?? 🥺😭

No shombo?
No tatashe?

How will it stew?? 😂

If you like your stew rich & vibrant, always add shombo (cayenne pepper) & tatashe plus onions, of course 🤭

My ratio:
50% tomatoes
20% atarodo
20% shombo
10% tatashe

What’s your ratio for stew? 👀

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Manchester City verbal proposal to Nottingham Forest for Elliot Anderson was worth £106m + add-ons, taking it above £120m. #NFFC want British record fee guaranteed, not after bonuses. No fresh talks with #MCFC over 23yo England midfielder @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/DdanEQcqnz

[Oṣóyínká 🪔 @sledge_baba]

Incase no one has hinted you, as you're stepping into your 30s, prepare to deal with midlife crises. It doesn't wait till your 40s or 50s anymore, it comes for you in your early 30s.

You must have seen men in their late 20s getting rid of their full beards and going bald, no be swag, na confusion 😂🤣. Life hard gan.

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Nigerian university student goes viral for delivering professional-level sports commentary during school football match

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

Alcohol has zero benefit

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

shey una dey see now I dey on my own jeje
opay say i dey eligible to borrow 3m

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Crazy Nigerian ballers are so much in Europe, many of them just need visibility mehn.

This guy plays in Czech’s first division, for Mlada Boleslav. Just look at that last goal.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Solomon John.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

This is the most beautiful video from last night. Messi and the boy's father, Eidur gudjohnsen won the treble together under Pep in 2009, and spent 3 seasons playing together.

Messi was interviewed afterwards:

“He said to me, ‘Do you remember who I am?’ I was surprised at the time. I honestly didn’t remember he was very young. Then he told me he was Gudjohnsen's son. To be honest, I don't remember him because he was such a little kid. I only remember meeting him once, when he was with his father at one of the training sessions.”

...and yeah, Messi gave the boy his jersey afterwards and Gudjohnsen Jr was seen walking about with Messi's jersey. I've put the video of that in the comments.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

This song is so big that it metamorphosed from being a World Cup song to be a club song.

I have clubbed in few countries and when this song goes up, everyone goes gaga. It’s so global.

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

One thing I have noticed from all the Monaco videos flying around is that more than 80% of the billionaires there are in their 60s and above but an 18 year old boy in Nigeria that came from a wretched family wants to live that kind of life in his 20s without building anything.

That is the usual black man's greed, short-sightedness and obsession with get-rich-quick schemes.

The chances of coming from your background and country and getting to that level is already at 1%, better wake up to your reality and find something to do with your life so you can at least afford 3 square meals.

More than 90% of the entire world's population will never be able to afford a yacht, private jet or live in Monaco so instead of watching the videos and feeling inadequate, better focus on what you can control.

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

Iya alakara yen tu fisi sa 😂

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

This evening, I was at Ikeja with my car rewire guy and I witnessed firsthand how all the mechanics apprentices in that big yard kept warning each other off some cars. “Don’t open that car, mosquitoes will enter”. I was wondering, if mosquitoes enter nko, what will happen?

Then they made me realize they all sleep in different cars everyday and only go home at the end of the year except there’s an emergency at home. Like, that’s where they live.

I nearly ran mad. Are you joking? You need to see how they guide their cars like it’s their mini home. Realizing where they all came from, it’s almost impossible to go home everyday due to cost and who will rent apartment for you in Ikeja? They took turns narrating all the styles they use to sleep. Imagine the inconvenience sitting to sleep everyday and they somehow still send money home.

The life of men just hard anyhow.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

I was randomly thinking about this Riquelme guy, and how he said he was gonna sign Haaland if he wins😭

He wanted to use Florentino Perez’ playbook on him😂😂

In year 2000, Perez told the Real Madrid socios to vote for him for president, that if he wins, he’ll sign Luis Figo😂

You know the crazy part? The sitting president had won two champions league in 3 years. In fact, they just won a champions league, he was successful. You wonder how Perez was going to unseat him 😂

Figo was the best player in the world, in fact, he won BDOR later that year, and he was a Barcelona player. Perez had to look for something to say to convince people to vote him and not vote a successful president.

Then he came up with a masterplan, he said if he wins the election, he’ll sign Figo. In fact, he said the best players ought to be playing for Real Madrid and he’ll bring them here, that was the start of the Galacticos era (Zidane, Delima, Beckham, etc joined after Figo…up till Cristiano, Kaka, Mbappe…till date, Perez has kept that word).

Signing Figo was an impossible feat. Figo was a Barcelona player, it’s impossible…and Figo had a release clause of 60m. No player has ever been signed for that amount. Record sale was Christian Vieri for £30 to Inter Milan.

Figo loved Barcelona, he was a god there, how will Perez convince him to sign? No top Barcelona player should move to Real Madrid. If you want to understand better, think of Messi in his prime going to Real Madrid, exactly!!!

First thing Perez did was call Paulo Futre who was a friend to Figo. He told him the plan, Futre then got in touch with Figo’s agent, Jose Veiga.

FP promised them some mad money, he said if they can make the deal happen, Futre will get 1.5m euros and Veiga will get 3m euros, which they eventually both got.

Futre was also the reason Veiga got up to that amount, because he lied to Perez that Veiga wanted more money as agent commission😅, he didn’t only lie to Perez, he lied to Figo’s agent and deceived him to sign a pre-contract.

Veiga couldn’t resist that money, Figo will also be paid x4 of the wages he was earning at Barcelona. Veiga was desperate for Figo to join. Figo did not sign any pre-contract, it was his agent, Veiga…Veiga claimed he got a go ahead from Figo to sign it, but Figo denied it.

This is where it gets crazy, the pre-contract agreement that Veiga signed on behalf of Figo had a clause. Gosh Perez is crazy. Perez included a clause that if he wins the presidency, and Figo doesn’t come to Madrid, Figo/Veiga will pay him 30m euros😂😂😂, and Veiga signed it.

When Veiga told Figo about Madrid’s interest, Figo told him to meet Barcelona’s hierarchy to tell them about the fact that a club (no mention of Real Madrid) was willing to pay off his release clause, but he doesn’t want to leave Barcelona, so they should improve his contract.

Gaspert was Vice President of Barcelona then, and was contesting for presidency too. He called whatever Veiga told him a bluff, no one could pay that release clause, they also just improved Figo’s contract a year before, so he felt Figo was greedy.

Anyways, the media started the rumour, it’s one of the craziest saga in football history. Figo was the biggest player in the world, everywhere went crazy. They would capture Figo’s agent in meetings with Perez, they would monitor Figo everywhere. Real Madrid players like Roberto Carlos and Hierro said they never believed it was going to happen.

Figo felt under-appreciated because the hierarchy weren’t taking him seriously, but he still didn’t want to leave.

Perez had now won the election. Figo said he’s not leaving Barcelona. Perez then asked Veiga to pay the 30m😂

Veiga almost ran mad, where would he get that money? Figo didn’t care, he wasn’t the one that signed the pre-contract. Veiga had to beg Figo to please go to Madrid, or if he wasn’t gonna go, can he just have a meeting with Perez to just talk things out.

Figo decided to meet with Perez, who convinced👇🏽

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Michael Olise has never been reported to have any problems related to attitude.

No club or manager has had anything bad to say about him. In fact, he’s the most reserved, people say he’s quite shy and we also see that.

This lady should get out with her agenda.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Una dey marry sha.

You should better die single than marry one of these guttersnipes.

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

ONLINE SQUAD!! 😂😂

[Balogun A.A 🦅🇳🇬 @PreaCh_Er1]

@Feeztm “He has to do more than my hubby did” 🤦🏽‍♂️