Chris Hegge

Seahawks/Mariners/Sounders/Sonics/Kraken/UW fan. Golf addiction. IPA and sandwich enthusiast. Husband and Father to Emery and Lucy.

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@ramdonomo Always gotta eat a little bit when you take your Xanax. Enjoy your ice cream

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@ramdonomo You think we are shitting the bed because of a handshake?! Jesus Christ. It’s delusional sports fans comments like this that show the lack of knowledge around team sports. Go read your horoscope and base your day around that.

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@SleeperMLB @SleeperMariners @MarinerMuse @MojoMariner @MarinerMenace @MarinersONTap Hell to the yes

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@CKidd206 @domzaprad Clown show!! Fucking joke

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@Softykjr Fuck this front office

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@AngryMariners I hate the 2026 Mariners

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@SeahawksForever I hate the 2026 mariners

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@Mariners You are a complete embarrassment to the city! Another season down the fucking drain! Thank God we have the Seahawks because your organization isn’t worth our time, energy nor our money! WILSON GET OUT! DIPOTO GET OUT MARINERS FRONT OFFICE GET OUT!! Gtfo! #mlb

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https://t.co/H5f6HmiTIU

#maui

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F*ck bullies! #Iran #USA #Israel Stop killing the innocent!!

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I vote to change the name of this season of #TraitorsUS to Idiots - can you imagine #alancumming asking “before you leave my castle, please tell us if you’re an idiot or an idiot?!”

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@AsapPuka You’ve quickly become one of the most hated NFL players. Outside of Rams fans, I’ll bet your “approval” rating is lower than #DonaldTrump Just ball out and shut up bro.

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@TyriceKnight Hell of a game yesterday!! Glad you are apart of this great defense! Go Hawks!

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The head coach of the Blue Jays criticized fans for booing Springer after getting hurt last night stating
“when you’re in obvious pain and you have 40,000 people cheering, it’s not right”
Haha. Calm down big fella, it was more like 28-29k. The other 40% were Jays fans #ALCS

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@marcjames in honor of the 30 year anniversary of “The Double” could Dan Wilson adjust our lineup for tomorrow and bat Julio before Cal? Bottom of the 9th, down 1, Robles on 2nd, Julio on 1st and Cal up to bat - double in the corner!! Julio scores from 1st to send us to the ALCS!

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🚨🚨Breaking News!
Cooper Kupp is looking to come “home” to Washington state and play for the Seattle Seahawks!!
Both sides are finalizing details now!
#NFL #FreeAgency #seahawks

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The year is 2024 and you get to say:

“I just put money on Tyson”

What a time to be alive!

#Tyson #jakepaulvsmiketyson #JakePaul #Boxing

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@MikeDugar Are you watching this Grubb offense?!?! It’s trash

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@michaelbumpus5 Ryan Grubb is garbage!!