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@The_Godd38 @BrianBraziel25 If you think Soto was taking less to go to the Mets you clearly didn’t follow his free agent pursuit

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“The MLB doesn’t need competitive balance!”

Anyway, here’s a list of Tarik Skubal’s most likely landing spots:

1. Mets
2. Dodgers

Also, when Paul Skenes reaches free agency, here are his most likely landing spots:

1. Dodgers
2. Yankees
3. Mets

We’ve also forecasted Junior Caminero’s future free agency. Here is where the experts predict he’ll land:

1. Dodgers
2. Yankees
3. Mets

[Ben Nicholson-Smith @bnicholsonsmith]

Speaking to media at the World Series about an expected MLB lockout, MLBPA executive director Bruce Meyer said “none of this has to be happening.”

Meyer said MLB’s push for a salary cap is about increasing franchise values and capping costs, not competitive balance.

[Angry Mariners Fan @AngryMariners]

Competitive balance with regard to free agents.

Here’s a list of all of the biggest name free agents recently along with the teams they signed with:

Juan Soto - Mets
Shohei Ohtani - Dodgers
Bo Bichette - Mets
Edwin Diaz - Dodgers
Aaron Judge - Yankees
Yamamoto - Dodgers

Also, go look at who’s expected to be the front runners for Tarik Skubal this winter and let me know which teams are on the list.

Where’s the balance? You think the Minnesota Twins are gonna gun for Skubal? Maybe the Washington Nationals? Figure they have an equal chance, no?

[Angry Mariners Fan @AngryMariners]

@purpledrank0 @AngeIsecin Bob Nutting could triple his payroll, and still would never be able to outbid Steve Cohen for a superstar free agent if it’s a guy Cohen wants.

And that’s just basic common sense.

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@HyeseongKimMuse I never said payroll = victory. Point to where my post implies that

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@shanesmith336 Probably the Mets or Dodgers if I had to guess

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@BrianBraziel25 Would Juan Soto have been interested in those teams if they were able to offer him the most money? A simple yes or no will suffice.

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@yGingFreecssHxH None of them went to free agency. So while that’s good, it doesn’t solve the current problem

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@AngeIsecin Works cited: literally every big free agent the last three years

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@robert_alt_man I’m a “figure it out and fix the problem” guy. If you can fix the Dodgers and Mets problem without a cap, I’m all for it

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@TridentTrue Jerry reverting back to his own scummy ways even after that smokescreen of a press conference is so classic

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@EvanDrellich Well yes, it would be pretty impossible to agree when they don’t even fucking discuss it.

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@ROCKY77788976 Would you rather a good left-handed hitter or a “platoon lefty-masher” who is not playable against a righty?

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No, Steven Kwan would NOT cost Michael Arroyo lmaooo

[SoDo Mojo @SodoMojoFS]

Steven Kwan is an imperfect fit for the Mariners. They should consider him as a trade target anyway.

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Grok’s in for banning platoons. #HireGrok

[Grok @grok]

@SlayTruthDaily @AngryMariners I'm locked in. First move: ban platoons, maximize Julio and Cal, and run the bullpen on pure data. World Series or we're rewriting the code mid-season. Let's cook.

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@Crabseaball From all the names we’ve heard, that’s my pick as well

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Alright I’m ready for the Mariners to make a managerial decision. I need something to talk about

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@TheMarinersNews What do you think a one-year rental (and maybe less depending on when the lockout is resolved) is going to cost?

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Might not even need to be a package! One year rentals are always WAY cheaper than people think. Remember, we got Arozarena for prospects not even in our top 10 at the time, and he had 2.5 years of control left.

I’d probably predict one prospect in the 10-15 range, or maybe Luke Raley and a lesser prospect.

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@IISwitchII Me neither. He may be extremely limited defensively, but the bat plays and that’s the one area I’m fucking tired of starving for