Heidi 🐝

too short to be a stormtrooper

[Heidi 🐝 @Heidillini]

A capybara doing capoeira

[valerie 🧸🧚🏻 HDWGHWT @allmylines]

god I love his capricorn resting bitch face

[missy @messycarroll]

It’s gotta be so morally confusing for Bob. Catholics are supposed to live within their means and donate to the poor, but all of his favorite athletes are bringing him priceless merchandise

[Emmtt @Micahsdaddy69]

Chicago is great until I need to go north or south from the west side in which case I would rather just kms

[the spirit of gambo @TheShaneBlep]

Hannibal Buress is one of like five people who were genuinely cancelled. Made one anti-Bernie tweet, TL found out he was a landlord, barely heard from since.

[paws enthusiast @DlNGLER]

there are tears in my eyes

[Heidi 🐝 @Heidillini]

Chicago, Detroit, Mackinac, Cedar Point, Wisconsin Dells, LAKE MICHIGAN what are we doing here

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

You have a month long vacation in the Midwest this summer. You can’t leave the zone you pick. Where are you going?

[Courtney Finnicum @courtney883]

Living in a walkable Chicago neighborhood on a lovely summer evening is one of life’s great luxuries.

[Louis Tomlinson @Louis_Tomlinson]

Red Rocks

[Louis Tomlinson @Louis_Tomlinson]

So fucking excited for tonight! Red rocks let’s have it!

[#1 PWHL DET LOVER @wedrings]

first time I see this guy in another jersey im killing myself

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

You say you'd kill baby Hitler, and yet you root against Sebulba. Interesting.

[ClarkisKing @clarkisking1]

Homophobic Guardians vs Gay Tigers

#noticing

[cal @calzps]

doctor: you have 1 hour 3 minutes and 49 seconds to live

me:

[Sam 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sam_LUFC__]

Andor is the worst thing to ever happen to Star Wars because it showed me just how good Star Wars can be

[Al Karsten @FootballGuy_Al]

The 2026 Detroit Lions are the first team since the 2021 Washington Football Team to have three road divisional games over the final four weeks of the season.

It’s also the second straight year the Lions will play three road games over the final four weeks, making it the third time in the Dan Campbell era that Detroit has had three road games over the final four weeks of a season.

League-wide, it has only happened 21 times over the last six seasons, and the Lions account for three of those occurrences (14.3%). An absurd statistical anomaly.

[ana @shivlestat]

they’re kind of like ben affleck and jennifer lopez if you think about it

[blashdril @blashdril]

Trump 3
Detroit 0

[Aidan al Gaib 🎥🎨 @akeltheartist]

Take us back to the world where La La Land made $500M+ oh my god

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

no you don’t understand the movie is supposed to make you feel bad that’s why it’s so great