return of the mack

pissed off, funny, & warm

[return of the mack @HeinzDoofStan]

“How’s postgrad going?”

[return of the mack @HeinzDoofStan]

this is a new character I’m working on lucy dacus but a newscaster

[return of the mack @HeinzDoofStan]

BREAKING: Strange Torpedo on Loose

[return of the mack @HeinzDoofStan]

seeing so many progressive challengers emerge in the wake of Zohran’s win…. as a brave man once said, “I can see the dawn of the better day for humanity. The people are awakening. In due time they will and must come to their own.”

[Rae Huang @raeforla]

Our campaign is rooted in the belief that Los Angeles should work for the people who make it run: renters, workers, families, and small business owners. Join the movement.

[dandelion ✿ @faerieriver]

never want to hear anyone say we’ve reached job equality when women working blue collar jobs are being harassed and KILLED by their male coworkers. amber was a skilled welder and was just 20 years old when she was beaten to death by her 40 year old coworker. justice for amber.

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

"they promote hate"

camera pans to dozens of children's pictures with the word "PEACE" on it

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

BREAKING: WOKE IS BACK! THERE ARE 25 GENDERS. WE'RE GOING TO TRANS THE ECONOMY. DEI FOR EVERY CHILD. AND WE'RE RELEASING THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!

[Ebolaman @ebolaman131]

woke is back

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

when we drive in your car i'm mamdani

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

WASHINGTON (AP) — Colorado voters approve income tax increase on higher-earning households to fund meals for all public school students.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

to be young and gay and beautiful in zohran mamdani's new york

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

@_anupa this shit took me forever

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Zohran Mamdani will become the next mayor of New York City. (NBC News)

[return of the mack @HeinzDoofStan]

wait circling back here, I tweeted this at the very beginning of college and now that I’m three years postgrad & a hamlet tattoo more annoying, I do actually 100% get what they were going for here and it rocks

[return of the mack @HeinzDoofStan]

good morning to everyone except the person who decided it was acceptable to put david tennant in a fake muscle shirt for BBC’s “Hamlet”

[return of the mack @HeinzDoofStan]

“I swear.”
“Okay.”

Happy Halloween from Ellie & Joel! (but this time everything’s fine and they split a vodka cran and walk off into the sunset <3) #TheLastofUs

[manny @mannyfidel]

while Cuomo's team was obliterating a square mile of the Amazon rainforest to produce this cringe AI slop fest, here's what Zohran was actually up to

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

I think children should be allowed to experience cookies even if they are poor

[Kala Elizabeth @kalaelizabeth]

"You hate AI because it's going to replace you" Actually, I hate genAI because it is built off of stolen data, it breaks copyright laws, it's poisoning the planet & black communities. It's raising our electricity bills. It's spreading misinformation & making people fucking stupid

[Leah Greenberg says NO KINGS ❌👑 @Leahgreenb]

This framing is insane. Cuomo has escalated a vile campaign of Islamophobia and attempted to cynically weaponize antisemitism in service of his own ambition. That's what's happening here

[return of the mack @HeinzDoofStan]

@celiaclovergirl indigo de souza’s new album precipice!