HeisDeKing

The One True King

[AKOLADÈ🌴❤️ @koladgaf_]

REMA 2026 FIFA CARD designed by me⚽️. Hope it's good, guys?

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Bills on who?

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

I was having a chat with my sister and she said “some men are so sweet when they send her a dm to send aza to appreciate her beauty”

I said they are stupid guys and she said I’m jealous..I then asked if she would love to give birth to sweet men like that and she said“God forbid”

[Kait Willett @KaitWillett]

I hate to tell men this but

The women dressed provocatively in the gym do want attention

They are only upset when it comes from the guy they didn’t want it from

That’s why the reaction is what it is

It’s not your fault for noticing

And yes, they will continue to deny this.

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

These are people who have no fresh air to breathe.

These are people who don’t have clean and clear water to drink.

These are people who have to wake up 4am every morning to beat traffic to work, while we others are still asleep.

This is a city with arguably the highest crime rate in Nigeria.

These are the ONLY people living with the risk of waking up one morning under the Atlantic Ocean.

This is a city were Tinubu comes from.

This is the only city in Nigeria where you find landlords who build toilets in kitchens and charge 5M/year for 2-bedroom apartments.

Lagosians talk too much for people living like savages and smiling cos “it is the commercial hub or the country”.

A people with absolutely ZERO sense of correct self assessment.

[honor @Tariwi4f]

“Asake will use 2 minutes or 1 week to sell out o2 Arena”
Ogbeni !! na 2 Months now he never sell out shi shi 😂😂

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

I checked your location and saw the United States… I’m relieved. 😭

Down here in +234, you need to own a house and a car just to date a cake and parfait vendor.

And you must be earning at least ₦5 million a month to settle down with a nail and lash tech.

[REMA STATS @RemaStats]

Rema’s ‘Baby (Is It A Crime)’ ranks as the second most-streamed R&B song in Africa on Spotify in 2025!

[HeisDeKing @HeisDeKing22]

@yabaleftonline If I lend my friend money, I'm not getting it back. Even if I do, it'll be less than half, and that's after begging. It all depends on the kind of person your friend is.

[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

Minimum wage: ₦70,000.
WAEC registration fee: ₦50,000.

“Relax Tinubu is working” 🤡🤡🤡

[FELIX 🇦🇷 🇪🇸 @festus23619]

wtf 😂💔

[Esegbona Luis @esegbonaluis]

Breaking News 🚨🚨🚨

China has introduced a new divorce laws which says properties will no longer be shared 50/50 . You only take what you bought or what you contributed for .

If a man owned properties before marrying you , it remains his properties . A man is no longer going to lose millions to you just because you married him and want a divorce . You will take just what you brought or contributed in . . With this new law , some women have expressed disappointment and dissatisfaction in it .

Moral lesson : With this new law ? Divorce rate might decrease by the end of the year ❤️❤️❤️

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

I'm a big fan of the "GPS Theory" when you miss a turn, your GPS doesn't judge you, it recalculates. No matter how many detours you take, it finds another way forward. Life works like that too. You'll make mistakes, but your destination doesn't vanish. The route just changes.

[HeisDeKing @HeisDeKing22]

@Masterjossyx @neo_officialll Shut up idiot!

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

Same Davido that his dad was paying people in the industry to frustrate him so he can give up and focus on school?.

Una dy really disrespect that guy because say him papa get money meanwhile people wey dy talented and hard working pass am for the entire industry no reach 3.

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

Seyi Tinubu flaunts in the club every weekend with luxury cars.
Habibat Tinubu lives a glamorous lifestyle in the U.S. She bought an apartment in NYC for over 2 million dollars when she was just 22.
Zainab Tinubu has no work we know of, yet she also bought an apartment in New York when she was just 25.

Your entire family siphons off Nigeria’s wealth. The only time you are seen helping the poor is when you want to use them for political gain.

We must remove this family from Aso Rock whether they like it or not.

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

I am just here hoping he becomes bigger than Davido since Davido is not talented and hardworking and its just his father's money that got him to where he is.

This one's father has money too o so hopefully he becomes the biggest star out of Africa in the next 5 years.🤞⏳️

[HeisDeKing @HeisDeKing22]

Me after that church sister kept looking at me:

[HeisDeKing @HeisDeKing22]

Odogwu with big doings.

[HeisDeKing @HeisDeKing22]

Ridiculous. He should have been given the medal of honor immediately.

[HeisDeKing @HeisDeKing22]

Legend