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@farman4x 40

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@larry_mcwethy A

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@igchampme @eric_hz143 Yes!

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@SportsCenter @CFBHeather This story aired right before an ad for a gambling site. We wonder why gambling has become a problem?

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@nickshirleyy My mom needed hospice care in Tampa, Florida. If I am correct there were only 5 options in the whole metro Tampa market for hospice care. What is going on in Minnesota and California?

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@luo_yuehan FAKE! Not true

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@wlchasetx @AngelMD1103 They don’t kill the oyster. They put a piece of sand from the Mississippi River back in the pearl and the oyster is put back on a string back in the water in Tahiti.

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@AngelMD1103 Such BS, this oyster was not “ found” by the shore. It is a commercially created pearl grown in the south sea/ Tahiti

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@braden_burcham_ Todd Goldon, duh

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@PeteThamel @SportsCenter Gator fan here, all the current players are professionals. Bediako got screwed by timing, when he declared there was no NIL. He is still within his eligibility window. Let the guy play. I have no issue.

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@AllKindsWeather The current college players are professionals. Bediako left before NIL. He was really unlucky. Players in his situation deserve the option of coming back. Those players within the eligibility window should have the option. Don’t kid yourselves, they are all getting paid.

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@ScottRouse3 @Aliya562219 A circle is not a dot

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@Aliya562219 It’s 15, a lot of guesses at 14 but 14 does not include the word “ dots”

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@PTPJacob Frank Lopez, Cuban, Jewish, Mercedes dealer Tony Montana’s first boss

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@espn Actually dressed as Frank Lopez, Cuban Jewish Mercedes dealer, Tony Montana’s first boss

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@thegoldenmuzzy Actually dressed as Frank Lopez, Cuban, Jewish, Mercedes dealer, Tony Montana’s first boss

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@RTaub_ Is John Cooper dressed as Santo Traficante?

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@AllKindsWeather I quit Little League after age 10. I was really small and was terrible. At 66 I am in good shape. I have 2 years of eligibility left and I am thinking about making a comeback.

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@gatorsszn Had he stayed one more year in G’vill we would have had another Natty

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@otokyo__ @Matt_Pinner Took a long whiff of the slightly wet paper coming out on the mimeograph machine. Something about that smell!