sarahh👽🍷📖

ufo nut , wife and mother

[sarahh👽🍷📖 @HekmanSarah]

Off to see Disclosure Day gotta rep some aliens 👽

[sarahh👽🍷📖 @HekmanSarah]

@LangmanVince He's having fun ? Who said you can't drink when you are 36 ?😂😂😂

[sarahh👽🍷📖 @HekmanSarah]

Wait until you try and buy a home and don't have any debt 🤔

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

I was today year old when i realize if you pay your credit card 15 days before it's due and again 3 days prior your credit score increases almost twice as fast

[sarahh👽🍷📖 @HekmanSarah]

@GamewithDave No one had cell phones so the absolute delight when one of your friends just showed up at your house on their bike was top notch . Like nothing better .

[sarahh👽🍷📖 @HekmanSarah]

I feel like such a bitch for saying this but I went to the theatre alone to see the first paranormal activity movie and I was so scared by it that I never saw any of the sequels. Still to this day . I lived in an old house that I was sure was haunted at the time .

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

That “Bloody Mary” scene in Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)

[sarahh👽🍷📖 @HekmanSarah]

@wrightca Lol my 4 yr old has recently told me " I didn't want a baby " . That baby is now 2 lol

[sarahh👽🍷📖 @HekmanSarah]

@ceewilldotcom I have two kids and never had a baby shower and honestly I'm glad . I don't know what the hell i would do .

[sarahh👽🍷📖 @HekmanSarah]

@LueElizondo Get better soon !!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[sarahh👽🍷📖 @HekmanSarah]

@iky_fwjett My ex's nephew is autistic and at like 6 years old he knew every single make and model of every car that we passed and would say it out loud 😭 it always impressed me like damn he good at that

[sarahh👽🍷📖 @HekmanSarah]

Hahaha I wear leggings because I'm a lazy SAHM and don't have any time to shop for real clothes

[Dale Partridge @dalepartridge]

Ladies, leggings are not pants.

They are underwear.

You wear them in public so men will look at you because you’re insecure.

Stop it.

Read your Bible, turn to Christ, be modest and virtuous.

[sarahh👽🍷📖 @HekmanSarah]

I'm sorry but who is sleeping for hours and hours 😂😂😂

[ANNE-MARIE @AnneMarie]

It is so weird that we sleep for hours and hours but it feels like 2 minutes. Why is that?

[sarahh👽🍷📖 @HekmanSarah]

@CurttiMagurtti Honestly I can't even imagine the peace that exists in only child households like how can there not be a difference in these kids .

[sarahh👽🍷📖 @HekmanSarah]

@thecampaignbook Party bro don't listen to the haters !!

[sarahh👽🍷📖 @HekmanSarah]

Is there a word for when you are totally overwhelmed as a SAHM but you feel like you can't complain about anything because" your husband earns all the money you live on " and you are so miserable and have no idea what to do ? Asking for me

[sarahh👽🍷📖 @HekmanSarah]

Lol I worked at a hotel front desk overnight when I was like 20 and another hotel right down the street was robbed at gunpoint and tied up the girl and they asked if I was okay to work and I was like yeah whoever did that shit is long gone 😂

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

When I worked at a gas station I was robbed at gunpoint and the only thing the guy stole was the entire beef jerky display. It’s really messed up because I have ptsd about it but it’s also so hilarious

[sarahh👽🍷📖 @HekmanSarah]

@mrmikeMTL Yes ! My mom and dad ( divorced) still live at the same houses from when I was a kid . They still have the same landlines !

[sarahh👽🍷📖 @HekmanSarah]

😆😆 this is what I do when I'm with my toddler all day and can't actually go for a run .

[disc ※ bay soon @arabelladevine]

hi this is my hobby which i invented and is at least ten times more good for you than going for a run

[sarahh👽🍷📖 @HekmanSarah]

Funny story my first born was so tall that we had to cut the feet off her footie pajamas and I just never bothered to buy her pajamas again.

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

I think your kids should have pajamas no shade like kids not having pajamas is dead ass wrong and it’s actually a really deep conversation yall not ready for tho

[sarahh👽🍷📖 @HekmanSarah]

@smalltown_wife Lol I'm 37 , had my first at 32 and my second at 35 and I am DONE 👍

[sarahh👽🍷📖 @HekmanSarah]

@ageofdisclosure @PrimeVideo Watching now , incredibly well made and I can only hope will bring the people to this information 👍