Helen Anderson

I should be doing laundry and filing stuff with the court but here I am

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When I’m flossing and something actually comes out from between my teeth. #score

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Too bad Laban wasn’t a fetus.

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I’m at the age where a big pile of dog poop on my lawn makes me jealous.

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@v_dcknz I don’t HAVE to look at this photo I GET to. 😊

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@ScottDikkers Already pre-ordered mine.

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@ScottDikkers Congrats!

[Jen The Feisty Librarian @Feisty_Waters]

There's so much destruction in the world that I want to start a thread of cool stuff people make that brings joy to them and others. I'll go first with my button dress:

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Sorry I’m three days late for your event. I was peeling this egg.

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I don’t know what teen needs to hear this, but don’t buy anything on your wish list for yourself between now and Christmas.

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@LeanneComedy You’ve got what it takes!

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@_megconley @rachelsteenblik The last straw in my first marriage was when my ex, who thought he was destined to have more wives, explained how he was conflicted because it’s illegal until he remembered Nephi killing Laban.

[Lisa Falkenberg @ChronFalkenberg]

If anyone in Katy cares, this is the “nudity” your school district is so concerned with banning from libraries. “No, David!” was one of my kids’ favorite books as toddlers. https://t.co/Umsw49NLeR

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@KristinCarnes2 Congratulations on headlining!

[KUER 90.1 @KUER]

“It’s clear that the people wanted zero partisanship in the drawing of the lines,” argued the plaintiffs' lawyer, Mark Gaber. “Political power is inherent in the people – not the Legislature – the people.” https://t.co/h0sY2bFpl7

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@EliMcCann @SunstoneOrg Can you please include the soon-to-be released Sound of Freedom 🤮?

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@emmakjarvis I have a list of resources if you want to message me.

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Sorry I’m late, I was fixing the padding in my sports bra.

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When AI writes dress labels

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WTF, Captcha?

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@itsmelissawhite Here’s mine: https://t.co/STiaAqNUIR