My name is Maximus Decimus Joelintonas, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Geordie legions, loyal servant to the true emperor Alanus Shearerus. #NUFC 💥
He’s Brazilian,
He only cost 40 million,
And we think he’s f*ckking brilliant,
It’s JOELINTON!
The passion, the strength, the thighs 🤣🤣🤣 - I bloody love our No.7!
#nufc#joelinton
A cracking home win against Arsenal and finally made it onto @BBCMOTD - not a bad weekend! Am now on a strict diet though, TV really does add 10 (or 20) lbs!!! #NUFC#MOTD
What are we even talking about here?? When I think about my kids and my family and how they will grow up, the choice is clear to me. VOTE KAMALA HARRIS!!!
So @oasis don’t want anybody reselling tickets above face value but it’s ok for @TicketmasterUK to sell at double and triple the face value??? I hope the crowd throw their prawn sandwiches at you @NoelGallagher
Sunday morning watching the first Match of the Day of the season with a cup of tea - one of life’s simple pleasures.
Good fighting team spirit yesterday - top notch from @brunoog97 and Big Joe 😍
#nufc#howaythelads
@Uber_Support Errr whattt??? I order from Uber Eats, the restaurant rings to tell me they don’t have what I want and that I’ll need to cancel in the app and Uber charge me £9.95??? #robbed#ubereats