Hels♡

Cakes, Lakes and CrossFit. 🧁⛰🏋🏻‍♀️

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I said “a bit nippy this morning” to someone I was passing on my morning walk, and he replied, “Meant to be colder by the end of the week.”

“Wish I’d worn my gloves,” I replied, having noticed his own gloves.

“Yes,” he said and chuckled, “think I could do with two pairs at this rate.”

All of this was said without either of us halting our walks. Classic Britishing.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Switzerland doesn't look real – a thread 🧵

1. Many scholars believe that Tolkien's 1911 hike through Lauterbrunnen directly inspired the valley of Rivendell in The Lord of the Rings.

[Hels♡ @HelenG31]

Why are airports 10,000 degrees 🥵🥵🥵

[Hels♡ @HelenG31]

Hi @WhatsApp is there a faster way to get a response from you regarding a hacked account?! Email replies are slow/non existent and not helpful at all!

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

🦭🦭🦭

[Hels♡ @HelenG31]

THIS IS WHAT WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR #NEDENG 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Mark @markjamess13]

3 lions 🦁🦁🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Hels♡ @HelenG31]

Spring is trying spring!

[Hels♡ @HelenG31]

https://t.co/79uM8KboKw

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

You have to be a leading lady but you can’t be nominated for best actress. You have to be a strong female director but you can’t be nominated for best director. You have to have a wildly popular dance song but you can’t be nominated for best original song.

[Mustafeez Ur Rehman Mughal @MughalMustafeez]

Thought the dementers were on the way for a minute at my home 😂
#StormIsha

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

It’s Wednesday.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

For the next week, everyone has “a few bits left to get”. Just a few bits. Few bits left to get. Bits and bobs. Nearly there. Just a few bits and bobs to go. Getting there. Few bits left to get. Just a few bits. And bobs. Few bits and bobs. Few bits left to get. Just a few bits. Slowly but surely. Few bits and you’ll be done. Just a few bits left to get…

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Make a film sound British by slightly changing the title.

I’ll go first: 12 Cross Men

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Britain isn’t going to believe how dark it is later.

[Hels♡ @HelenG31]

Is this. Is this Jared 🤔

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Wife plays Taylor Swift on repeat in the car and she's finally broken me. I can never admit this to anyone, but she's probably the most talented singer/songwriter in pop music for at least 20 years. Wife is going to see her in concert and I'm secretly a little jealous.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Life is just saying “I’m really tired today for some reason” every single day.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

On Wednesday it’s going to be 10°C at night. That’s going to be a beautiful sleep. With the duvet fully on. Can’t wait for that.