Helen Madgelma Zuman

Ex-cultist. Master Etheric Composter. Author of MATING IN CAPTIVITY: A MEMOIR and WHAT IS A SEX CULT? HOW CULTS REVEAL OUR CULTURE.

[Helen Madgelma Zuman @HelenZuman]

The worst that could happen? It already has.
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[Helen Madgelma Zuman @HelenZuman]

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[Helen Madgelma Zuman @HelenZuman]

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[Helen Madgelma Zuman @HelenZuman]

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[Helen Madgelma Zuman @HelenZuman]

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[Helen Madgelma Zuman @HelenZuman]

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[Helen Madgelma Zuman @HelenZuman]

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[Helen Madgelma Zuman @HelenZuman]

@ohhanxiety I'm named after two grandmothers: Helen. And Madgelma.

[Helen Madgelma Zuman @HelenZuman]

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[Helen Madgelma Zuman @HelenZuman]

@DOGE @DOGE_USDA @DOGE_SSA Please eliminate subsidies for farmers who grow genetically modified corn and soy. They make people and animals sick. Don't believe me? Ask @RobertKennedyJr.

[Helen Madgelma Zuman @HelenZuman]

@greggzuman @Shepherd_books Sort of. I do coach myself frequently, and others now and then. Also I just updated my bio. Thanks for the heads up.

[Helen Madgelma Zuman @HelenZuman]

Wanna turn your cult experience into a source of fertility, like I did after leaving Zendik Farm? Read these books! https://t.co/o3rQ8vXaqv @Shepherd_books #cult #zendik #zendikfarm

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@greggzuman @BookSanction Yes, I'm aware of the account @BookSanction. I know we're both featured in the book. Is that what you meant?

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[Helen Madgelma Zuman @HelenZuman]

@greggzuman It's now called MIRACLE CAVE. I'll send my next revision to my editor by October 31, 2025. Then I'll get her feedback and revise again. I'm guessing the book will come out in 2027 or 2028. Thanks for checking in.

[Helen Madgelma Zuman @HelenZuman]

@greggzuman Which book?

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