Helen Parr

mom of 3 kids, super stretchy, thicc af... #satanist

#parodyaccount

[Helen Parr @Helen__Parr]

Booty unforgettable,
Bob knows it's edible,
Called me elastigirl,
Now I'm incredible.
Motherfucker.

[Helen Parr @Helen__Parr]

I forgot it was Christmas day yesterday because I was snorting coke with justin beiber in a strip club in new york

[Helen Parr @Helen__Parr]

Violet ate my ass and dash spewed on her lmao. Normal Monday amiright

[carlos @marrozadaa]

my brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
me:

[Helen Parr @Helen__Parr]

thanks for 1k followers, i think it's time to say goodbye to Helen Parr....

[Helen Parr @Helen__Parr]

@HeffleyRoderick it's a possibility

[Helen Parr @Helen__Parr]

honestly can't believe it but violet didn't try to drown dash today

[Helen Parr @Helen__Parr]

i went to the shop by myself and returned home to violet sacrificing jack-jack to the devil

[Helen Parr @Helen__Parr]

was sitting on the couch eating Cheerios when I noticed bob trying to swallow violet whole

[Helen Parr @Helen__Parr]

im looking for a hitman to hire by tomorrow, donald trump is ghosting me so I need him assassinated, comment if interested xox

[Helen Parr @Helen__Parr]

Edna mode is pregnant and I'm the father

[Helen Parr @Helen__Parr]

ugh, bob just found out I was having an affair, how inconvenient

[Helen Parr @Helen__Parr]

@outof2oo You get payed as long as she doesn't fuck dash

[Helen Parr @Helen__Parr]

can somebody please be violet's friend. the last one I bought killed herself.

[Helen Parr @Helen__Parr]

@PrepBatIsCanon thank you for your time, however she is now more insane so am unable to pay you, have a good week!

[Susan Heffley @MomHeffley]

greg gets hit by a freight train and dies instantly in the new wimpy kid book, bringing the normally light-hearted series to a depressing end.

[Helen Parr @Helen__Parr]

@PrepBatIsCanon thank you

[Helen Parr @Helen__Parr]

@CostumesCursed yes

[Helen Parr @Helen__Parr]

@PrepBatIsCanon $100 an hour

[Helen Parr @Helen__Parr]

@GameBusterrr wouldn't mind if she got hit with a pan tbh

[Helen Parr @Helen__Parr]

@PrepBatIsCanon yeah, it's the only thing keeping me going

[Helen Parr @Helen__Parr]

honestly can't cope with this family anymore. violet skinned jack just alive, we resurrected dash, accidentally turning him into a girl, and bob keeps shouting "im in the KKK!".