Alê Medeiros 🇧🇷

Professional Helicopter Pilot, Amateur Superbike Rider, Bad Guitar Player and Flamenguista. Hit it, Dee Dee! 1,2,3,4!!! 🇧🇷

[Alê Medeiros 🇧🇷 @HeliAlessandro]

@BowersWilkins That’s really cool!

[Alê Medeiros 🇧🇷 @HeliAlessandro]

Great news!
My parcel has finally reached the exciting stage of being “prepared for air transport” by @DHLPaket.
Maybe, it only needs another 350 business days to actually get on a plane.
At this pace, I expect delivery sometime before the next Ice Age.
Without a doubt the worst parcel delivery experience I’ve ever had.
Thank you @DHLGlobal !

[Alê Medeiros 🇧🇷 @HeliAlessandro]

Hello @DHLPaket .
I have an international shipment sent from Germany to Saudi Arabia.
The tracking status has not updated since May 9th and I would like to kindly request additional information regarding the shipment status, possible transit delays, and if there is any associated airway bill or local tracking number available.
Incan give you TN via direct.
Thank you very much for your assistance.

[Alê Medeiros 🇧🇷 @HeliAlessandro]

And after your “10th business day”, which was on May 23rd, this is what you @DHLPaket have to me:

Tu, 02.06.2026, 18:25
Due to a SLIGHT DAMAGE of the outer packaging, the shipment was repackaged by DHL. It is now on its way to the recipient.

Brilliant, DHL. Brilliant…

[Paula Schmitt @schmittpaula]

Aqui no Pânico eu explico como mortes na pandemia eram facilmente atribuídas à covid c/truques estatísticos: auxílio funeral SÓ p/óbito por covid; SUS pagando o dobro por leito p covid; morte até 14 dias pós vacina considerada como morte d não-vacinado etc
https://t.co/4zimqhT1yq

[Alê Medeiros 🇧🇷 @HeliAlessandro]

@schmittpaula 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[Paula Schmitt @schmittpaula]

A FioCruz decretou sigilo de 15 anos no contrato c/a AstraZeneca e ainda assim Eli Viera não citou o fato em NENHUM de seus artigos na Gazeta. Fingindo criticar a FioCruz, Eli falava muito mais pelo que omitia. Isso é conhecido no jornalismo desde o tempo de Chateaubriand

[Tumulto BR @TumultoBR]

Alguem quer ficar famoso. Vamos ajudar?

[Alê Medeiros 🇧🇷 @HeliAlessandro]

Dear @omegawatches , in case you didn’t receive my email (I want to believe you care about your customers), bellow is the message I sent to you:

Dear Omega Customer Service Team,

I am writing to express my profound disappointment regarding my experience with a recently purchased Speedmaster Moonphase.

A few months ago, I purchased this watch from an Omega boutique in Panorama Mall Riyadh. To my surprise, the watch was delivered without the bracelet being adjusted, without being tested, without the time being set, and without even being wound. While disappointing, I initially considered this to be a poor customer experience rather than a product issue.

However, only a few weeks later, I discovered that the moonphase complication was not functioning and could not even be adjusted. After considerable insistence, the Omega boutique at Red Sea Mall in Jeddah, city where I usually work and need my watch to perform it, finally agreed to accept the watch and send it for service.

Several weeks later, I had to go personally to Omega service in that city to receive the watch back, instead of having it delivered back to the boutique at Red Sea Mall. Unfortunately, after only a short period of use, I noticed that the chronograph no longer resets correctly, as the central seconds hand does not return precisely to the 12 o’clock position. This issue did not exist before the watch was serviced.

This is my very first Omega watch, and the entire experience has been extremely frustrating and disappointing.

It is deeply concerning that a brand-new, genuine Omega timepiece required opening and repair almost immediately after purchase. Frankly, this leaves me with the impression that the quality control standards applied to this watch were not consistent with the reputation, heritage, and prestige that Omega has built over generations.

Even more disappointing is the fact that the watch was returned from service with a new fault that was not present beforehand. This does not inspire confidence in the quality of the work performed, nor does it reassure me that the watch now meets the standards expected from Omega.

As a customer who purchased a new luxury watch, I expected perfection. Instead, I find myself owning a watch that has already been opened, repaired, and returned with another defect. The overall experience leaves me with the uncomfortable feeling of wearing a used watch rather than a brand-new Omega.

I respectfully request that Omega review this situation carefully and provide a solution that reflects the standards of excellence for which the brand is known.

I look forward to your response.

Kind regards,
Alessandro Medeiros

[Paula Schmitt @schmittpaula]

Memória viva, obviamente já deletada, mas salva pelos precavidos. Parabéns, @butantanoficial por tentar apagar seus rastros! 🤡

[Silvio Navarro @silvionavarro]

Como dizia a senhora Dilma Rousseff, fazem o diabo para se eleger (manter o poder).

[Alê Medeiros 🇧🇷 @HeliAlessandro]

@elzavalero Não reparar em erros básicos de português!

[Alê Medeiros 🇧🇷 @HeliAlessandro]

@0C0RV0 Cimento?

[Alê Medeiros 🇧🇷 @HeliAlessandro]

@front_ukrainian Slava Ukraini!!!

[Alê Medeiros 🇧🇷 @HeliAlessandro]

@denkmit Ukrainians are amazing people!

[Alê Medeiros 🇧🇷 @HeliAlessandro]

@schmittpaula Por isso prefiro Fandangos Presunto.

[Paula Schmitt @schmittpaula]

Este é o momento p lembrar que, durante a pandemia, qualquer pessoa com QI um pouco mais alto que questionasse a porcaria q chamaram de "vacina" era imediatamente classificado como "antivacina" -- o que é equivalente a chamar de anti-comida quem critica os ingredientes do Cheetos

[Alê Medeiros 🇧🇷 @HeliAlessandro]

@FotosDeFatos “Vamu qui vamu”

[TeAtualizei 🇧🇷👊🏻❤️ @taoquei1]

Resumindo a materia: Vorcaro diz em delação que foi só um patrocínio de filme e que nao tem nada de irregular. E sobre o Toffoli, o Alexandre e 2 ministros do lula, o que q tem, hein?

[Silvio Navarro @silvionavarro]

Siga @jairbolsonaro

[Flávio Bolsonaro @FlavioBolsonaro]

PCC e Comando Vermelho agradecem ao governo lula!

Cai mais uma falsa narrativa de lula: a da “defesa da soberania”.

[Julio Schneider 🇧🇷🇺🇸 @juliovschneider]

Por isso querem derrubar as redes sociais