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Rave and Stoner Dad👨‍👦 Theodore 11/02👶🏻🥰Good vibes👁Hail Satan😈

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

“what the fuck” is an emotion and it’s the one i feel the most

[R34 @ushouldfwr34]

They'll congratulate somebody doing the same shit as you.. but not you.. cause it's you

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"i just need to get through this week" - me every single week.

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

I’m not ashamed to admit that while I’m grateful for having a job, I genuinely do not enjoy working.

[bambi🌟 @urbambi_1]

all i do is panic about my future, eat, sleep, eat a snack, panic about my future, sleep, eat again and then panic some more

[KC ♛ @nigerianprynce]

Oddly specific, but I love when ppl use "Hello???!" as a depiction of discontent or bewildering confusion LMAO

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

i Love Smoking Weed because it Makes me Cough Up Gunk and i Know That Gunk is Not Supposed to Be There

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Let me be VERY clear for those of you in the back. If bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring in our known history will "collapse the government as we know it," then the government as we know it needs to collapse.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If I had a dragon, I would NOT be sending him into war. Thank you very much. He’d be safe in his bed with his treats.

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Me driving through my first pedestrian on GTA 6 after years of waiting

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Pre-orders for Grand Theft Auto VI will officially begin on June 25 on digital storefronts and at other select retailers.

Check out the official cover art, also available as downloadable artwork at https://t.co/XPwC8URCQ4

[Jhené touched Louis 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇵🇸 @onanightlikered]

for context:

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Hot take but we literally tried to warn you that this is what happens when abortion access isn’t accessible.

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

honey, is everything okay... you've barely touched your fettujeanie alfredo

[bonita lo thee oracle @TheDivineBruxa]

The money I spend returns to me tenfold
The money I spend returns to me tenfold
The money I spend returns to me tenfold
The money I spend returns to me tenfold
The money I spend returns to me tenfold
The money I spend returns to me tenfold
The money I spend returns to me tenfold

[OSIRIS ASSAD @Osirisassad]

All rapist gotta die