Kade Kilgore

CEO of Kilgore Arms. Black King of the Hellfire Club. Your future overlord. Follow me now or later, it's up to you. But sooner or later... you will follow.

[Kade Kilgore @HellfireKade]

Happy Earth Day. I love the Earth so much I'm planning on buying most of it.

[Kade Kilgore @HellfireKade]

Nothing in the refrigerator but stacks of unlaundered Euros and a jar of baby seal eyes. #bachelorlife

[Hellfire Academy @AcademyHellfire]

The Hellfire Academy: now enrolling.

[Hellfire Academy @AcademyHellfire]

Our esteemed founders.

[Kade Kilgore @HellfireKade]

ΚΑΤΑ ΤΟΝ ΔΑΙΜΟΝΑ ΕΑΥΤΟΥ

[Kade Kilgore @HellfireKade]

@HeraldoX Just send in your application, along with the $2.5 million application fee.

[Kade Kilgore @HellfireKade]

@HeraldoX I actually love the little guys. Because they're making me crazy rich.

[Kade Kilgore @HellfireKade]

Going for a cruise in the company submarine. Buying one of the moons of Saturn. Eating a baby tiger. You know, typical weekend stuff.

[Kade Kilgore @HellfireKade]

And remember, if your Sentinel wasn't made by Kilgore Arms, then it ain't worth SNIKT.

[Kade Kilgore @HellfireKade]

I'm kidding, of course. Every day is a great day to hate mutants.

[Kade Kilgore @HellfireKade]

Today is a great day to hate mutants!

[Kade Kilgore @HellfireKade]

Oh look. RT @AcademyHellfire: Now hiring.

[Kade Kilgore @HellfireKade]

Just ordered two dozen hardcover copies of DOOMISMS: DR. DOOM IN HIS OWN WORDS. Hmm, wonder what those are for?

[Kade Kilgore @HellfireKade]

Buy a Sentinel today, and I'll have it dyed green for you, no extra charge.

[Kade Kilgore @HellfireKade]

Yes. Tell your school to buy more Sentinels. RT @breta_moore Was my campus power outage because of you?

[Kade Kilgore @HellfireKade]

@IaraSurfs It's not too late to change your mind.

[Kade Kilgore @HellfireKade]

Three-quarters of the countries on the globe own my Sentinels. I also run the oldest, most notorious secret club in existence. How are you?

[Kade Kilgore @HellfireKade]

I love the smell of Sentinels in the morning.

[Kade Kilgore @HellfireKade]

Hello, future minions.