Iara Dos Santos

Just a beach bum from Brazil who sometimes turns into a shark girl. Now the newest apex predator at the Jean Grey School.

[Eye Boy @EyeBoySeesYou]

So, this happened:

[Iara Dos Santos @IaraSurfs]

Professor Wolverine's brother smells even worse than he does.

[Iara Dos Santos @IaraSurfs]

Never thought I would say this, but I AM TIRED OF EATING DINOSAURS!

[Iara Dos Santos @IaraSurfs]

Stranded in a prehistoric jungle. No sign of my Professor. Maybe I should've taken that Mystique lady up on her offer.

[Iara Dos Santos @IaraSurfs]

Dinosaurs taste like chicken. Or I guess it's the other way around.

[Iara Dos Santos @IaraSurfs]

I get to go to a place called "The Savage Land" and eat dinosaurs? This school's not as bad as I thought.

[Iara Dos Santos @IaraSurfs]

@QQuire No mirrors in your wing of the school? You have pink hair, moron. Shut the hell up.

[Iara Dos Santos @IaraSurfs]

My headmistress has a mohawk. That's kinda cool.

[Iara Dos Santos @IaraSurfs]

Bamfs in the pool. They're lucky I just ate a big meal.

[Iara Dos Santos @IaraSurfs]

I think we have one of those at the Grey School. RT @Oceana Ancient Sea Animal Looked Like Flower & Had Anus Near Mouth http://t.co/sQggwNtL

[Iara Dos Santos @IaraSurfs]

This school actually seemed a lot less crazy when there were no teachers around.

[Iara Dos Santos @IaraSurfs]

Mmmmm, a bucket of chum. Not bad, Secret Santa.

[Iara Dos Santos @IaraSurfs]

@GlobHerman You look like something that's already been half-digested. Keep it up and I'll finish the job.

[Iara Dos Santos @IaraSurfs]

@EyeBoySeesYou @JiaJingAbroad Bamfs took my bed springs and all my surfboard wax. I swear I'm gonna eat one.

[Iara Dos Santos @IaraSurfs]

Bleh! Bamfs taste like brimstone.

[Iara Dos Santos @IaraSurfs]

No teachers around to make lunch. Getting hungry. Tried to eat one of those little blue Bamf guys but it teleported out of my mouth.

[Iara Dos Santos @IaraSurfs]

@QQuire Why don't you come for a swim in the pool and we'll talk about it. Wear something edible. I mean sexy.

[Iara Dos Santos @IaraSurfs]

This @QQuire kid has been a student at this school for how long now? And nobody has killed him yet?

[Iara Dos Santos @IaraSurfs]

Apparently the "Danger Room" that attacked me in the bathroom yesterday even extends underwater, as I found out in the pool today.

[Iara Dos Santos @IaraSurfs]

@AngelMetalWings Is it too late to change my mind?