dave

ain’t that deep

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Realising if I had started this assignment with proper time management it could’ve been one of the greatest pieces of scientific literature but is instead reduced to absolute shambles
@aitchshizzy

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Getting home after uni and not seeing the homies all day

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@__t_i_m Law at Harvard with an internship at Pearson Hardman

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That’s why he’s the gooooaaat. The GOOOAAAAT

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@gay_eggroll @Dream @smiles0F shocking behaviour from that pepper lunch chick.

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@smiles0F Me to anyone going around asking what ppl got on Thursday

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@mahirbh1 Only if clapped means
Created by God himself
Laced with incredible handsomeness
Amazing smile
Popping personality
Perfect
Everlasting beauty
David’s goat

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@mahirbh1 @aitchshizzy Ong bro looked at me with real fear when I said idk where my glass of water is

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@smiles0F Yuuuuur we out

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@mahirbh1 @isabelsairpods Bro dad wouldn’t allow me to call mine Michael Jackson bruh

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@smiles0F Had to double check the time of this tweet ngl

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Pov: ur the paper as @aitchshizzy reads you and realises how wack you are

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@aitchshizzy Only thing I’m acquiring is this 80/100 fr, shame my intelligence is only artificially induced passive immunity and it’ll only provide short term protection against the pathogen known as biology.

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@mahirbh1 If u can live with ur iPhone 7 for a good 1/2 more years then cat. If not get a new phone for them post hsc pics. But also, cat in a bag.

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@smiles0F HSC = the stampede and we about to meet Pumba and Timon. Hakuna Matata. What a wonderful phrase.

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Me walking outta Ext 1 tmr with a maximum mark of 25/70 one last time

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@ChatswChatterG How are u struggling with heels bro ur 6 foot 2

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@davidjosesao1 @smiles0F @ksootoo1 @whiteboy6inch @AlbertG82375856 @Girdy41 @etai_133 @jnhoonkim Where the fuck is my dad 😭😭😭

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@smiles0F @ksootoo1 @whiteboy6inch @AlbertG82375856 @Girdy41 @davidjosesao1 @etai_133 @jnhoonkim Bro year 8 was “bottom 10 in every subject” period I didn’t even know we had a year 8 geo assignment