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[Suze @HelloTacoCat]

Being a mom is willingly and eagerly wafting a hot Dutch oven fart from your baby towards your face to determine whether or not she did, indeed, shart.

[Suze @HelloTacoCat]

When I take a sleeping pill, I always sleep 8 hours. So my plan is to eat 1/4th of one so I will wake up at 1:40 p.m. MEDICINE ALARM CLOCK

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

An actual witch would run this country better than you. https://t.co/IcHzwqeIsW

[Suze @HelloTacoCat]

I was married to Don Rickles for a few sweet hours last night. He wanted a puppy & I was going to change my name to Susie Rickles. ❤ #dreams

[Suze @HelloTacoCat]

When you find yourself angrily screaming at someone to be more positive...🤔 #oops

[Suze @HelloTacoCat]

Bumped into these two fun bumpkins. Ice cream and coffee immediately followed.

[Suze @HelloTacoCat]

*door creak..."H-hello?"

[Suze @HelloTacoCat]

Going to Tig Notaro's anniversary @LargoLosAngeles show. I wonder if @louisck will be a surprise guest again! #iwillpeemypants #again

[Suze @HelloTacoCat]

Setting up the Park La Fun pop-up shop at Japan LA! Popping open tomorrow until August 31st. Come… http://t.co/Fuv3ooj1By

[Suze @HelloTacoCat]

@mchank hi buddy! YOU rule.

[Suze @HelloTacoCat]

@JasonLeiRose you are too kind, thank you. i like your mug, too.

[Suze @HelloTacoCat]

@JasonLeiRose hi.

[Suze @HelloTacoCat]

Hello, happy mail!