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[RTVisual @RT_Visual_on_X]

Chinese bride gifts her partner a flagship GPU at wedding — he breaks down in tears

She handed him an ASUS ROG Astral RTX 5090 that costs around $12,000

[🗿 @jhonte_]

"we regret to inform you "

you will regret informing me

[Mahmoud @thisismahmoud]

“we sandboxed the agent”

meanwhile the agent:

[ian brash @iansbrash]

life after you stop reviewing your coworker's slop PRs and just merge that shit

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Recruiter : "I see a gap in your resume. What happened?"

Weak candidate : "I was just taking some personal time". ❌❌❌❌

High value candidate :

[𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞 ✪™ @Krepublics2_]

Kenyans sharing stories how Dads handled things when Moms weren’t around has me in stitches 😂

[Gabriel Agana🦍👨🏽‍⚕️ @gaagana_]

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[george @StokeyyG2]

This Chelsea fan travelled from Kenya to Budapest to hate watch Arsenal tonight 😭😭

[Khwezi 👨🏾‍💻 @Khwezi_bass]

💉💉💉

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Arsenal are the first team to go unbeaten in the champions league and still not win it

[immoral nut @nut3case]

This has gotten me a call for a staff SRE role 😂😂😂

[Khilesh | AI Tools @Khilesh_070]

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[Mr Ash @ash_twtz]

Interviewer:

Your phone shows battery percentage, but battery is hardware. How does software measure and display it?

[Ms Icy❄️ @Icy_sonie]

Arsenal watching the PL title leave them

[AI Panda @AIPandaX]

HR: "So what’s your expected salary?"

Candidate: "100,000"

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[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

[Natism @Natism]

You are looking for approval in a world that nailed a flawless man.

[Papi Tito @tito_tttttttttt]

I have ONE humble request, Please monitor your financial life very strictly. Brother, It's hard to find help when you're broke. VERY hard.

[Beewol @beewol]

Ever since Carrick took over at United, life has been grand. The weather is great, everytime I approach the lights they immediately turn green, I charge my phone and in just half an hour its at 100. Both my appetite and quality of sleep have improved & I'm generally happier.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie