Mark Shelleman

Occasional hot takes, with probable grammatic errors. Fantasy Football, Yelling about the Yankees, Geo/Paleo, and Trees in that order.

[Mark Shelleman @HelmetCatch14]

@EWRairport if you could not have your cart driver drive into the baggage loader forcing de-planning that would be great.

[Grant Bilse @WiscoGrant]

I don't think adjusting our clocks twice a year to best maximize daylight is a big deal at all

[Mark Shelleman @HelmetCatch14]

@BarstoolHubbs Ben should be catching more. Belly csn play first amd Jason should be playing CF (his natural position). Best we hope is Trent has IL stint

[Volcaholic 🌋 @volcaholic1]

You can now see where everyone's account is based 🍿

[ABC News @ABC]

NASA has shared new images of the comet that has captivated the world: 3I/ATLAS.
https://t.co/geKhMSRFtm

[Mark Shelleman @HelmetCatch14]

#Trapt in @PandaExpress drive through. Not sure hownit could go any slower

[ID4 in Real Time @1996ID4]

Full video of President Whitmore’s speech from Area 51 little more than a half hour ago:

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

This will be the sixth time we have destroyed and rebuilt the WAC, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

[David Ubben @davidubben]

With three victories last night from Ole Miss, Alabama and South Carolina, the SEC improved to 11,674-0 in hypothetical matchups.

[Mark Shelleman @HelmetCatch14]

Using Child Labor and it still cost that much. Wild

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

No longer a conspiracy theory

“The US Department of Labor is investigating HelloFresh”, the company has been using illegal migrant children as part of their labor force

“Employed migrant children at a cooking and packaging facility here in the Chicago area”

“An immigrant rights advocacy group that helped to report the matter.” Some of their illegal child labor “migrated from Guatemala.”

Now you know why Chicago Democrats are fighting so hard to keep illegal immigrants, cheap labor for their donors. Democrats want illegal migrants for their votes and cheap labor.

[Justin @Justin_14P]

The CMC injury is further proof you need to roster high value handcuffs this time of year

The Jordan Mason injury is further proof nothing you do matters you dumb idiot

[Mark Shelleman @HelmetCatch14]

@McDonalds what is the point of ordering ahead in the app if I still have to wait 10 minutes for food when there was only 1 other person at the store (who also had just a long a wait)?

[UAkron Geosciences @UAkron_Geosci]

Congratulations to our undergrad club, the Akron Zips Chapter of @AWG_org, for being nationally recognized as an exceptionally active and welcoming group! We are proud of all the work you do to create such a positive environment for students 🤗 #ZipsRock ⚒️🦘

[Mark Shelleman @HelmetCatch14]

Can someone please put the Soto home run to My Heart Will Go On, so I can watch it on repeat. @BarstoolHubbs @short_porch @JoezMcfLy @TalkinYanks

[Krown City King @KrownCityKing]

A reality show where boomers apply for jobs using all their own outdated advice and compete to see who lasts longer before breaking down completely…

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

It was so easy. It was worth it to flip during commercial breaks, stoppages in play, whenever you wanted.

[UAkron Geosciences @UAkron_Geosci]

Students in Dr. Caleb Holyoke’s structural geology class recently went to the Virginia Kendall area at CVNP to practice using Brunton compasses—a tool that is used to make measurements of the orientation and tilt of rock layers and structures.

[Mark Shelleman @HelmetCatch14]

@YankeesSzn99 2 and 6

[Mark Shelleman @HelmetCatch14]

All for this.

[Assent Performance @SteAssent]

They should do a track only heptathlon.

100m
200m
400m
800m
1500m
5000m
10000m

Separate the men from the boys