Helmut

if you know me, hush. 18+, i follow too much kink shit | 21 | sock sniffer | he/they | Yip system | plush server:

[Helmut @HelmutTheThird]

hey if you’re a minor please kindly fuck off k thanks

[Helmut @HelmutTheThird]

ok imagine findom, but it’s between two people who actually are findomming eachother, and just end up passing the same $20 back and forth

[Helmut @HelmutTheThird]

*takes it way too fucking literally, even at the expense of their own happiness*

[🔞 🐾 Stimky Purple Yeen @YeenLewds]

I want to hear you beg, like the good little puppy you are. 🐶

[Helmut @HelmutTheThird]

@eclipse_castro MMMMM~!!! Yip Yes! wasn’t Puppy wuff!

[Eclipsel Castro @eclipse_castro]

I got my first Thorne gift which means a lot to me

[Helmut @HelmutTheThird]

what the actual fuck did i find at @SpiritHalloween #Halloween

[Helmut @HelmutTheThird]

this is me, to myself, all the time

[🦊Vix🍼🐾 @FluffyLilVixen]

babyfur drama has me like

[Helmut @HelmutTheThird]

@eclipse_castro

[Meowzers @catskissingu]

Good puppies listen when you tell them to touch themselves

[Helmut @HelmutTheThird]

oml

[🍁Mazie🍁 @catfunked]

i’ve changed since but still

[Helmut @HelmutTheThird]

@Asherwulfy this you?

[Faust @AlexisFaustus]

How do I feel about wedgies?…honestly I’m on the fence about them.. umu;

[Helmut @HelmutTheThird]

are… uh… are we *sure* about that…?

[Helmut @HelmutTheThird]

なんか安い。。。？

[Helmut @HelmutTheThird]

@PotatoHusky ok but like where does it go? does it just coil up inside your stomach?

[ac. @4318ac]

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[Dakota 🌒🌕🌘 @SleepyFaaris]

Puppy, you have a dependent personality and if you don’t learn to manage it you’re going to fuck your entire psyche and soul up

You can still be a dog but you gotta know how to eat rabbits like stray hounds do so you don’t just die when you’re left on the side of the road

[Helmut @HelmutTheThird]

does… this…. oh my god, oh my fucking god

[Goddess Em @dominatrixem]

In Japan, findom subs call themselves "saifu" which literally translates to walking wallet.

A guy in Tokyo sent his Domme 150,000 yen at 2 AM and attached an apology note because the 7 Eleven ATM charged a 220 yen off hours fee.

Western subs will spend 45 minutes debating Throne processing rates lol

[Helmut @HelmutTheThird]

am i like this… or the exact opposite… QWQ

[olivia 🥀 @0x_olivia_0x]

signs he's a real sub and not just kink-obsessed:

- he doesn't rush access to you
- he can serve without making it sexual
- he cares about your comfort, not just his arousal
- he understands you're not a fetish dispenser

[Helmut @HelmutTheThird]

guys what the fuck not this again…