Helge Holm (parody)

expert with broad focus on up to several tech and non-tech topics. My paradigm can synergize cloud productivity.

[Helge Holm (parody) @HeltenHelge]

@nickjcal Cancelled my Escapist membership, ready to put that money into whatever you guys have lined up next. 🫡

[Helge Holm (parody) @HeltenHelge]

@cliffski Why wouldn't/shouldn't they?

[Helge Holm (parody) @HeltenHelge]

@stianeikeland ...or operating in a catastrophe situation where the internet may already be at capacity or partially unavailable.

[Helge Holm (parody) @HeltenHelge]

@Bandcamp , why did you recently add "do not warrant that: ... (c) any content or software available at or through the service is free of viruses or other harmful components" plus a long paragraph exonerating you from Bandcamp malware damages?

[Helge Holm (parody) @HeltenHelge]

@RedHat Can you at least put your "Privacy Statement" in a cookieless page so I can read what I consent to before consenting?

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[@eliothiggins.bsky.social @EliotHiggins]

With $TSLA already down 3% in pre-market trading, let's see what the CEO is up to:

[Helge Holm (parody) @HeltenHelge]

https://t.co/hbYPdNyws4 #Mastodon

[Helge Holm (parody) @HeltenHelge]

@FayWheldon Kjempelei meg for at jeg kun kan være med på stream i dag, men veldig glad for at det streames. Kondolerer og stor digital klem. <3

[Helge Holm (parody) @HeltenHelge]

#Mastodon

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Confused Elon Musk Accidentally Kills Female Employee and Impregnates Monkey

https://t.co/tkAlq82s2d

[Helge Holm (parody) @HeltenHelge]

@danthat I love your stuff. Can I follow you anywhere else?

[Knut Arild Erstad @knutae]

Links to certain websites are apparently banned on Twitter now. How about hashtags? Will they stop #Mastodon from trending? Ref https://t.co/iXX0IgBXKj

[Helge Holm (parody) @HeltenHelge]

"Harmful" is bullshit. @TwitterSupport , though cross posting was allowed?

[Helge Holm (parody) @HeltenHelge]

@SimoneGiertz Nice! It's a saner place. Did you get a handle I can follow yet?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The acid test for any two competing socioeconomic systems is which side needs to build a wall to keep people from escaping? That’s the bad one!

[Helge Holm (parody) @HeltenHelge]

@TwitterSupport Fuck you.

[Helge Holm (parody) @HeltenHelge]

Meanwhile, somewhere nicer:

[Sos "Wishlist Lazy Kickers" Sosowski @Sosowski]

Protip: You can circumvent Twitter's mastodon block with a JavaScript one liner! https://t.co/iS0jE4K1VW